Floppy Calamari

When you stick a firework in your urethra and it explodes, proceeding to look like a peeled banana.

“Jason put a firework in his penis and made a floppy calamari out of it.”

by Crackston June 6, 2021

floppy fiona

A Floppy Fiona is when your friend makes really vague plans to do things with you, although never really seems like they want to go, and ultimately do not.

Fucking Will man! the other day he wanted to come smoke with us, and then he said he couldn't pitch in, then he said he didn't wanna come at all. He's such a Floppy Fiona

by BlazingBiscuit December 20, 2015

Floppy Unicorn

Floppy Unicorn: A person wearing a big floppy strap on dildo on their head.

We were at a party at our bosses house, when all of the sudden Rocco came out of the house wearing a strap on dildo. He looked like a Floppy Unicorn 🦄

by Foreskin Mc Adams June 28, 2020

Floppy Jockey

When a guy inserts his pp into a girl, unerect

Thomas performed a floppy jockey on Samantha

by UrNansGotSkidders55 January 15, 2022

Floppy Fletcher

Noun: Inability of a man to maintain an erection sufficient for satisfying sexual activity

Nope...Floppy Fletcher :(

by flowerscarpet July 4, 2011

floppy flaps

Pouring ketchup onto a girls flaps and then proseeding to insert your penis into the vagina

Bro I gave my girl floppy flaps last night

by Dan Simpson January 22, 2018

floppy pucker

A loose, gaping asshole.

That girl has such a floppy pucker, you could park a truck in her ass.

by Dooosh May 20, 2014