Fisted by elk

Being royaly fucked by an unforseen circumstances involving and of being witnessed by an elk.

Also a progressive grindcore band. (in the works)

a farmer was walking through a forest....all of a sudden he had a hoof up his ass....FISTED BY ELK!!!!

by iamtheelk August 3, 2011

autism fist

The strange tendency for autistic individuals to ball up their free hand into a fist when taking photos of themselves to post onto certain image boards. This often creates a menacing aura.

OP: How do my gains look bros?
Anon: >autism fist
Anon: NGMI

by TedKFan69 February 28, 2023

limp-fisted

A person who doesn't know how to punch properly with a fist.

Look at that limp-fisted MoFo.

by Kobayagi September 9, 2007

Camel fist

When a man's shorts and or pants are worn tight enough that his genitalia are bulging out in the form of a fist, not to be confused with the much similar Camel toe.

Oh damn look at that guy, he's wearing spandex and its giving him a camel toe . Naw bro thats no camel toe thats a Camel fist.

by killuslow86 October 22, 2013

Bloody fist

When someone cuts their knuckles, then sitcks it in the vagina

I heard that emo girl bloody fists herself

by John FLem February 14, 2009

giggle fist

When someone is being fisted (vaginally or anally) and finds it amusing

Luke found a woman walking confidently and asked her; do you giggle fist?

by Gfist August 25, 2017

Murbah Fist

When someone is taking a shit and you fist them to force the excrement back up into their sphincter

Person 1: Ugh bro I'm boutta shit my pants but there's no toilet around..
Person 2: Hold on let me give you a Murbah Fist rq

by gloplord August 22, 2023