by bookoute March 27, 2009
Get the Swedish Cactus mug.A half-demon creature, created when the soul of an ancient cactus-demon from the days of plant-worship inhabits the body of a human in the here-and-now. There is only one confirmed spooky cactus in existence, believed to be hidden in the north of England. From the careful analysis of this one isolated case, we have discovered that spooky cacti are blunt, cynical, sarcastic and taunt humankind for kicks.
'The spooky cactus had awoken, and was glaring with an uncertain cactical fury at the toaster, which she could not quite decided whether or not to make the victim of flaming spiny cactuslike wrath.'
by Celestia Cloud April 21, 2005
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Originating from the LA punk scene in the late 70's.
Originating from the LA punk scene in the late 70's.
by HawkRing May 15, 2016
Get the Cactus Head mug.After sexual intercourse, the penis turns flaccid and is often coated in bodily fluids, looking like a soggy cactus.
by Ceita May 2, 2022
Get the Soggy Cactus mug.(Noun) The state of having the specific length of stubble on your legs that actually causes you or someone else physical discomfort.
OMG, my cactus pants are killing me. I'm going to put on some sweats so I don't poke myself in my sleep.
by Pepper Lover July 16, 2016
Get the Cactus pants mug.She was such a miserable bitch until she finally grew her very own snatch cactus and finally got a moment of satisfaction.
by Reithrese May 22, 2018
Get the snatch cactus mug.When a guy is so hairy, his dick grows side-burns. Shaving often leaves stubble behind making it feel like a cactus inside your vagina.
by ThiccBoi Jenkins April 22, 2018
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