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Swedish Cactus

When you grab the base of your scrotum making your testicles "pop" out of the top of your fist.
After Josh showed me his Swedish Cactus I fell madly in love with him.
by bookoute March 27, 2009
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spooky cactus

A half-demon creature, created when the soul of an ancient cactus-demon from the days of plant-worship inhabits the body of a human in the here-and-now. There is only one confirmed spooky cactus in existence, believed to be hidden in the north of England. From the careful analysis of this one isolated case, we have discovered that spooky cacti are blunt, cynical, sarcastic and taunt humankind for kicks.
'The spooky cactus had awoken, and was glaring with an uncertain cactical fury at the toaster, which she could not quite decided whether or not to make the victim of flaming spiny cactuslike wrath.'
by Celestia Cloud April 21, 2005
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Cactus Head

Someone who is annoying you or is being an idiot.

Originating from the LA punk scene in the late 70's.
by HawkRing May 15, 2016
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Soggy Cactus

After sexual intercourse, the penis turns flaccid and is often coated in bodily fluids, looking like a soggy cactus.
"I can't fuck you babe, I've got a a soggy cactus"
by Ceita May 2, 2022
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Cactus pants

(Noun) The state of having the specific length of stubble on your legs that actually causes you or someone else physical discomfort.
OMG, my cactus pants are killing me. I'm going to put on some sweats so I don't poke myself in my sleep.
by Pepper Lover July 16, 2016
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snatch cactus

Went your cunt is so dry a little cactus pops up in the corner to provide satisfaction
She was such a miserable bitch until she finally grew her very own snatch cactus and finally got a moment of satisfaction.
by Reithrese May 22, 2018
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buttered cactus

When a guy is so hairy, his dick grows side-burns. Shaving often leaves stubble behind making it feel like a cactus inside your vagina.
Man, old man Jenkins was rockin a serious buttered cactus last night.
Thing was rough!
by ThiccBoi Jenkins April 22, 2018
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