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Board Time

The time of day ( usually between 4pm and 6pm ) skateboards are drawn outside to skate by almost instinct.
Ex. "Wow man, i didnt even expect anyone to be outside when i got here, it must be board time."
by Takun123 March 14, 2010
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board buster

either a real or "rent-a-cop" that cant put up with your sliding and grinding days and breaks your board and busts you.
watch out, officer Cock is a board buster.
by lilnicky003 March 5, 2009
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Tongue Boarding

A form of kissing torture where in place of water, the tongue is used to deprive the recipients oxygen and create the sensation of drowning in tongue.
I was just trying to be nice so I let him kiss me, little did I know I needed to take a deep breath to make it through a session of tongue boarding!
by Relentless 34 September 15, 2014
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Spaghetti board

A spaghetti board is the act on 3 or more males lined up infront of a table with their dicks out. The goal is for the dicks to move side to side without touching eachother. If one dick touches another members they both have to slam their nuts as hard as they can into the side of the table
Yo lets give a spaghetti boar a go
He touched my dick whilst doing a spaghetti board
by Alf steward February 19, 2018
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Cooter board

A cutting board loaded with cold cuts, cheese and crackers for your friends to snack on at a party or get together at your house, not some uptown apartment. A cooter board is the correct way to say Charcuterie board without sounding like a superdouche to your close friends and family.
I made a badass cooter board with some shit from Aldi!
by Garnacha June 14, 2021
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Uni Boarding

Verb: To "ride" and do tricks on half of a skate board.

Noun: Half of a skateboard.
A bunch of skater kids have gone uni.
Do you want to go to the beach and do some Uni Boarding?
by SKATEfromwiki May 22, 2009
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shalong board

shalong is a half assed acronym for "sit-down haul ass long board". shalong board is a tem used when you fix or attach a seat, bench or some sort of platform to a long board to drop your center of gravity for maximum down hill rallying. this sport is usually accompanied with a mullet, some PBR, some real shitty engineering and some deep rooted passion to compete as a illegal underground red neck street luger.
say man, you want to try out this shalong board? no thanks dude I don't roll that way! its just a long board you sit on while mashing some big ass hills! oh ok, I thought you where talking about something else, my bad.
by katshyt January 30, 2014
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