Zipper mouth

Hard core Russians who do not talk,smile, and or even acknowledge your existence. Even while in your country and or on vacation abroad.
The zipper mouths walked by on New Years Eve. With no festive greeting and lacking any other facial emotions. Cold stare straight ahead even when invited to communicate.
by cumagain October 08, 2013
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zipper cop

A married police officer who cheats on his wife
I know of at least 5 zipper cops in my time.
by NoMoneyNoBunny December 29, 2024
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Zipper Hog

Like a trouser snake but the Russian Boar kind
When you hear a zipping and a growl….get ready for the Zipper Hog
by Honey Boy Wilson June 19, 2021
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Santi Zipper

A "disease" plagueing drysuits, which have been manufactured with a TiZip plastic zipper. This is usually the part of the suit that fails first, often already within a year. While not technically Santi's product that fails, they refuse to switch to a different manufacturer's zippers, and the problem became most known on their drysuits.

Drysuits by different manufacturers may also suffer from Santi Zipper.
My drysuit's got Santi Zipper"
by DutchPiranha July 03, 2024
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Santi Zipper

A "disease" plagueing drysuits, which have been manufactured with a TiZip plastic zipper. This is usually the part of the suit that fails first, often already within a year. While not technically Santi's product that fails, they refuse to switch to a different manufacturer's zippers, and the problem became most known on their drysuits.

Drysuits by different manufacturers may also suffer from Santi Zipper.
My drysuit's got Santi Zipper, it's got me flooded.
by DutchPiranha July 03, 2024
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pipper zipper

When you squeeze your foreskin in between your pants zipper
I accidentally Pipper Zipperd mself yesterday .
by finding bow September 11, 2017
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
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by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025
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