Web Schizo

Web Schizo refers to a condition where a person becomes mentally disoriented or overwhelmed due to excessive exposure to the vast and chaotic information on the internet. It symbolizes the struggle of individuals trying to navigate the ever-expanding virtual world, resulting in a sense of confusion and fragmentation. People calling themselves "Web Schizos" are often diagnosed with some type of schizophrenia, however, the term "Web Schizo" is not based on any medical diagnosis and is primarily used in casual conversations to describe behavior related to excessive internet usage.

"Hey dude, i checked out your Twitter account last night, you are a total Web Schizo lol.

by P0lybius July 30, 2023

web puppy

A "Web Puppy" is the term for a pet spider.

:Look at all my little web puppy's in their cage!"

"Aww, you have some cute web puppys."

by Spider master January 7, 2023

Web conference

Used as a euphemism for playing with your Rabbit

Hey, where’s Georgia tonight? Oh that biatch? She’s on a web conference again. Gone through 5 packs of AA batteries this week!

by Phil McHorney February 24, 2020

web site

a place where people go

son fuck you

by shoeless joe July 15, 2003

Web Scout

Someone who is tallented at searching the web; sometimes reffered to as a Net Scout.
Whether it be software, media files, information or even phisical items a Web Scout will be able to find it somewhere online.

I cant find a cd or download of an out of print album, I need a Web Scout to track it down.

by 01000001 01101110 01101111 011 October 30, 2016

web site

Something that often, but not always, contains large amounts of porn.

I viewed pornographic material at that web site.

by Adas July 19, 2003

pimp the web

making money online, being your own boss by legally making cash online

i learned how to make money on amazon from pimptheweb.com now i totally pimp the web, i'm self employed

by 1800loco November 24, 2017