the squirrel technique

(v.) when you get your balls/nuts shoved into one's mouth and they "stash it for winter".

"I told her I wanted a blow job, but she decided to give me the squirrel technique."

by reaper_ February 2, 2024

Lawnmower technique

When a girl is full of laxatives and you rip a pair of anal needs out like your starting a lawnmower

Hey girl, wanna do the lawnmower technique and see what splats

by Jdawg420289747 February 16, 2024

Fidget Spinner Technique

When your friend Caden Spins Like a Fidget Spinner On This Dads Dick

Fidget Spinner Technique is when your friend caden spins on his dads dick.

by iiBuggzZz June 30, 2021

THAT Technique

A power or ability previously unmentioned by any character at any time in any way that suddenly makes itself known in a time of great need.

"Oh no, this foe is too powerful," thought protagonist as he lay panting on the ground. "If I want to win, I'm going to have to use... THAT technique."

by Anon Amys October 17, 2019

Jamaican masturbation technique number 9

When someone inserts a pipette into the penis hole, and starts the release water in the penis. And starts jerking it. When they finish the water splashes out inside the cum and you start eating it for good luck. People may also use jumpercables to stimulate pleasure while doing Jamaican masturbation technique number 9

Yo Vincent stop doing Jamaican masturbation technique number 9 at my house

by Bleacher brah January 13, 2025

Self-Blumpkin Technique

The self-bumpkin technique is performed by first waiting 7-10 days without taking a shit, and then when finally shitting, curving the large feces toward you, under your balls, up from between your legs, and into your dick. You then suck the shit back in and out of your ass, repeating this movement until ejaculation. This technique results in euphoria, as well as chlamydia, herpes, HPV, gonorrhea, and syphilis. Also you may notice black discharge from the urethra 2-12 hours after performing this technique.

It is told that performing this technique 7 times can result in ascension to a higher plane of spiritual existence, however no one has survived the process more than 3 times.

“Dude, I’m about to try the self-blumpkin technique! I’m 6 days in without shitting!”

“Bro I wouldn’t do that. I tried it 4 years ago and there’s still black shit in my dick.”

by Rusted Sounding Rod April 29, 2025

Peanut butter technique

A fishing technique where you put peanut butter on your toe and you put it where the fishes are most likely populated.

Im using the “peanut butter technique”

by Healthy alex July 12, 2022