herpes slurpee

when your girl been cheating, but you’ll still eat that bitch out

Kyle: You know Jessica sucked me off right?
Jim: Yeah, but I’ll still give her a herpes slurpee.
Kyle: Poggers.

by imtherealslimshadyyy October 1, 2020

Swerving Slurpee

Receiving amazing oral sex while driving, causing the driver to swerve or drive recklessly.

“Dude, got me some swerving slurpee on the way home almost crashed, no cap.

by Candle Wick96 February 14, 2024

Slurpee

Something you buy at circle K

I went to 7 Eleven and bought a Slurpee

by Yeetis to the feetis June 25, 2019

listerine slurpee

refers to a drink to give someone with bad or unbearable breath.

Rhonda is a fine ass chick, but her mouth needs a listerine slurpee before she can talk to me again.

by PantherFan75 June 16, 2012

bulimia slurpee

When you take a take a muscle shot of ketamine, and vomit then you inhale drool after vomiting when gasping for air.

Last night was terrible Yames, went out to the bar and when home and had a bulimia slurpee.

by SmileItHelps July 12, 2019

Hawaiian Slurpee

The act of pouring local Hawaiian pineapple juice into the vagina then sipping it out with a turtle safe straw.

Guy: Babe, I'm really craving pineapple and sex right now.
Girl: well let me lay down and you can try a Hawaiian slurpee.

by Islandfukking April 25, 2021

Slurpee chief

He is perfect he is formally known as slurpee chief but his real name is Cameron Mitchell

The slurpee chief is legally obligated to fill up his slurpee first

by Slurpee god July 2, 2020