Obese Pelican

A weird kid. Is strangely capable of walking, as they are an Obese Pelican.

Have you met an Obese Pelican?

Yah, he’s really weird.

by That Girl That is A Hannah June 19, 2019

Pelican muncher

Something that munches on Pelicans.

Omg, he's such a pelican muncher

by XTheSpookyKidsX June 22, 2016

Pelican

Going doggy style on the beach and you take your penis out from the vagina and then dip the penis in the sand so it is nicely coated and then insert the penis in a quick manner for the element of surprise.

Bro...She just got the pelican!

by sklarp March 18, 2017

pelican leg scramble

The sexual act of inserting a healthy pelican anally and defecating using your feathered friend as a filter, causing scrambled fecies to run down the scrambler’s leg.

That prostate exam gave me flashbacks of the time I tried out the pelican leg scramble

by TheManShomDom September 21, 2018

Wounded pelican

When a woman starts choking on a load of cum.

Jenny was down on her knees thinking she was a throat goat but once Craig blew his load she turned into a wounded pelican.

by JSmidt August 5, 2025

Pelican

A conspiracy theorist who mindlessly shares misinformation or links to garbage websites while trying to argue a ridiculous point that doesn't even relate to anything.

Hey bro, don't pelican me with that bullshit video.

by Some Bloody Guy May 19, 2020

Pelican Head

A nice way to call someone a dumbass.
When someone is a dumbass and you can't call them a dumbass.

You pelican head

by Kalevra March 21, 2023