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Patrick

A man who’s as thicc as aunt Betty from the movie robots. He’s pretty stupid but that’s the pay that comes with having a phat ass. (His ass is white btw). He eats Funyuns and watched the office while FaceTiming his friend. He’s a simp and pimp at the same time. He portrays classic patrickness by sending you 8ball when you talk to him about something serious. For an uggo who attends a stem school he’s pretty cute. But he’s gay though so oh well
Girl 1: ew who’s that?

Girl 2: that dude with the big nose? Oh yeah that’s patrick!
by Bigdicklover332 June 28, 2020
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Patrick

patrick is supreme.
dude 1: Bro have you seen Patrick?
dude 2: Yeah bro he’s SO SUPREME
by dickgrayson June 11, 2019
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Patrick

Person 1: OMG hes shitting on these kids.
Person 2: Yes he must be Patrick.
by Osama is sus November 21, 2021
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Patrick

Is a bum ass. fat ass nigga who got shit on his face and he will never get play
Patrick is a pussy ass nigga
by Tavor k September 4, 2019
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Patrick

Patrick may not be the sexiest man or the strongest but he will have one great love in his life. He will protect this girl till is last breath. He is kind, caring, loving, romantic, and can always turn a bad day into a good one with his sarcastic comments
Bro Patrick just help me out after my girl left me
by That irish bastered July 7, 2018
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Patrick

Spongebob's best friend. He is an idiot, like me, and has a cone head to represent the fact that he is. As fat and lazy as he is, he is still extremely loyal to his pals. Overall, patrick is not the brightest person around, but he is easily one of the most loyal cartoon characters known to man (besides pluto from mickey mouse).
Patrick is my favorite cartoon character.

You should name your dog patrick, and plus, that is a good name for a german shepherd.
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by FittestGNU July 15, 2016
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Patrick

A Patrick is a snake...plain and simple; typically a redhead who is tall. He can be overly dramatic and always try to get in your way. Don't be a Patrick.
"Did you hear how Patrick sent an embarrassing photo of Michael?"

"Yeah I know, what a snake move."
by Ultimate_Sexy_Gamer May 15, 2019
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