Sad octopus

A sexual act in which four lesbians scissor as one while a man watches unable to touch

Bailey thought he would be invited to an orgy but the women sad octopus’d him

by Blackercracker December 4, 2024

Octopus

Slang for something or someone who is quick in some way, like an octopus swimming

Part of the sea creature/sea food slang culture, originated on marine biology tumblr threads before moving to X and tiktok, used most in California and the southern parts of Oregon.

"It's hard to keep track during my math lessons, the professor is just so octopus."

by A.Fischer1825 June 18, 2025

Tabernacle octopus

A panty raider wanting to titty-fuck the girls at the party the more 211 she drinks

You see Sabrina turn into a tabernacle octopus after that shooottttgggguuuuunnnn!!!!

by Mrbrowndeliveryd December 15, 2025

Octopus

A way to eat Cheetos while scoffing down tortillas and and farting uncontrollably through the place where your heart is located. Or it could also be a sea creature with 8 legs and 3 hearts.

Jimmy: Oh your doing an octopus, nice
James: GRHGIUHEDJDOEHDIOHFHEUGFEUG

by 809ugyug March 8, 2023

Its like putting socks on an octopus

It's like putting socks on an octopus is an expression used to say that something is crazy.

Thats so crazy its like putting socks on an octopus

by potvaliant cloud June 15, 2024

Octopus

Anything that is amplified, far-reaching, or has many touchpoints on the internet.

A digital result that amplifies the message.
Many touchpoints online.
An Influencer that has extensive reach.

For example, "Her social media is Octopus."
Cher is all over the world, she's Octopus.
Go Octopus that.
That influencer is Octopus.

by Tina The Diva July 2, 2021

The Octopus-Joseph Special

When two people are muted in a voice call through an online platform (like Zoom, Discord, Skype, etc.) because they are stimulating each others penises' with their hands. This often leads to discomfort among the other participants in the voice calls, and it is advised that you should beat off your homies outside of voice calls, where it is less appropriate.

Person 1: "Yo why the fuck are Marvin and Brooklyn muted? They haven't said a word in the VC for 10 minutes!"

Person 2: "They're probably doing the Octopus-Joseph Special right now."

Person 1: "Erm, what the fuck?"

by Jon Dawg January 26, 2026