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bloody 'ell Linda

this is a term originally used for mild frustration, used by an angry old men towards their wives.
now jokey term -with no offensive intent behind it- to show mock frustration.
Lynda spills her tea;
Andrew: "bloody 'ell linda! you've spilt ya tea!"
by Angry.ginger June 14, 2024
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LINDA

The archetype of Linda is the late-middle aged woman, suffering of incontinence and reeking of cigarette smoke that simply can't seem to get ahead at the fast food, or equivalent, job that she got as a teenager and could never expand from. She takes your order in her raspy voice, and all you can hear is an undertone of disappointment as the result of her lack of success, which can be directly attributed to her life choices and care free attitude towards existence. A woman who you can know with 100% certainty is a burden and disappointment to her family and the laughing stock of her social group. She tries to fit in with the young crowd because her mentality hasn't evolved along with her age due to a lack of life experiences so she is often caught going to the local dive bar and drinking until she feels her mental age, but only ends up making a scene and pissing on the barstool, but she's a regular and it has become expected so everyone just laughs it off in petty.
"Giiiiirl you better go to school and get your stuff together so you don't end up a Linda"
by C D B September 18, 2021
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Linda

Linda is the most lovable and kind person you can imagine. She is incredibly empathetic, listens to everyone at all times and is always there for you.

Rest assured, when you think nobody is there for you, a Linda will always be. She knows what it's like to be alone, so she will always make sure you will never feel that.
Linda's biggest goal isn't necessarily to find a solution, but to make you feel better.

Linda would drop everything for you. No matter what she is doing, she would jump up immediately if you called her.
,,I'm so straight at the end. I think I'll call Linda, she always knows how to comfort me."
by Lunayomom April 30, 2023
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linda sweating

when you're going exceptionally hard on fortnite, exceeding your average skill limit
by aimh69 March 11, 2024
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Linda

A little charming skinny Pingouin maandhech Maandhech kelma heheh

You feel like everything is clear but this is totally wrong

She Still don't know what she wants

She dislike drama but she is a drama 👑😂

She always overthiking and that's what makes everything so difficult for her...

youth power like a red flower 🌹
She makes me feel like something is missing that turns everything without sense

Linda jamix life doesn't need this all complications
by The same November 21, 2021
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Linda

She makes me feel like something is missing that turns everything without sense
Linda a good girl
by The same November 21, 2021
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Linda<3

Linda the cutest person ever????!
Absolutely gorgeous & stunning and has amazing long hair. Beautiful inside and out.

Talking to her is so fun!!

Her>>>>>everyone else. She’s funny, hot, strong, emotional and smart. Linda loves dogs & anime. Linda cares about people she loves and once you meet Linda you should never let her go. show her how many ppl love her and that she deserves to be loved!! Because sometime in your life. You're really going to need her.
Linda<3 The cutest person I’ve ever met, i love her
by Animegirl83782 November 20, 2021
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