A place that no one lives in, there is not 3 million people there, it’s Idaho that has 3 million people. All iowa is is corn, nothing else, border is corn, ground is corn, houses are corn, people are corn. Is home to 6 billion corn.
Person #1: Yooooooo I went to iowa today
Person #2: how is the corn?
Person #1: it is really good, but I was lonely only thing there was corn, almost got trapped.
Person #2: Ohio is worse bro.
Person #1: YOUR JUST MAD CAUSE YALL DONT GOT CEDAR POINT BITCH!
Person #2: how is the corn?
Person #1: it is really good, but I was lonely only thing there was corn, almost got trapped.
Person #2: Ohio is worse bro.
Person #1: YOUR JUST MAD CAUSE YALL DONT GOT CEDAR POINT BITCH!
by IowanCorn2352 May 01, 2023
by Rainiered January 22, 2022
by Mrsymphony September 27, 2020
Person 1:have you heard the album iowa
Person 2:of course i have it is so good they named a state after it
Person 2:of course i have it is so good they named a state after it
by Johdd141 April 19, 2022
The place all of you fuckoffs are gonna go to when global warming destroys your crops, get used to nice people, 2001 Chevy Silverados, Corn and, Hurt's Donuts, we are the Corn and Education capital of the world, we are NICER than Canadians, bUt IoWa Is SuPeR bOrInG, eh? kinda maybe a little? But it is so nice here, it's actually GREEN here! there are open fields and non polluted air, great fishing spots here too! Take a week to breathe real air and go to Iowa, this is #notspon i just love it here
by monster juice addict June 15, 2021
A place that is in the middle of bum fuck egypt. A town where tweakers and overly know it alls live. They are some crazy fuckers, and very family based. Drugs, and euphoria surrounds the area, along with bullshit cops. Don't fuck with somebody from Lz.
Laurens Iowa-
"Damn where she from?..." "Her? She's a straight Lz bitch man."
"Where did you get that fine dope from?!" "Lz man, the finest place for dope."
"Damn where she from?..." "Her? She's a straight Lz bitch man."
"Where did you get that fine dope from?!" "Lz man, the finest place for dope."
by Overlydressedtable March 12, 2018
woodburn, iowa has about 100 people, most of them rednecks. Most of the girs are sluts and the guys will do anything for a beer. Theres no stores only a bar and a church. So everyone can go to church and then go have a beer. Theres a rodeo every summer so if your a cowboy or cowgirl yee haaa
by hottmama21 June 07, 2009