Crumb Cricket

The slur (derogatory term) that targets small children or those with below average height.

"The neighbors f*cken crumb cricket was chirping his a*s off last night and I couldn't get any sleep."

by Pelpy March 24, 2022

fender cricket

A person who hangs on and around the fender of a vehicle that is being worked on by a mechanic and asks stupid distracting questions about what u are doing and acts like they know what he is talking about but really doesn't.

I can't get shit done with all these damn fender crickets around.

by motech January 20, 2015

Chipper then a cricket

An old Yankee term used in New England for "very well". Often shortened to "Chipper'n a cricket".

She's as chipper then a cricket today.

by Sirberlinnh June 9, 2017

Middlesex Cricket

A euphemism for lesbianism, most commonly used in the UK

the calculating creationist may consider Middlesex Cricket to be inherently evil

by internalcat May 31, 2011

Glitter cricket

Also known as A city slicker or a person who makes you think they know what being country's like or to work on vehicles but to scared to get there hands or boots dirty.

Dont be a fucking glitter cricket..

by Notaglittlercricket April 1, 2020

Dune Cricket

a male or female of Arab decent

Pvt. Ryan! Please take care of those Dune Crickets.

by Benz Jaminz April 19, 2017

Jar cricket

A meth-whore that goes from meth cook to meth cook fucking them for the meth they make.

Man that girl just a jar cricket bro, only reason she there caz you cooking that shit.

by Quentin E February 18, 2018