Cunt Cousin

A girl who has slept with the same guy as you have. So you have therefore become cunt cousins because you've both had the same dick in your cunt.

"Jenny fucked Tom too, means me and Jenny are cunt cousins".

by wellwellwell September 22, 2012

Wiener cousin

Two men who have shared the same girl in bed.

Elvis: Hey I heard you had sex with brooke?
Devin: Yeah, Why do you ask?
Elvis: I did her too welcome to the family we are now WIENER COUSINS!

by humpdydumpty August 13, 2011

twin cousins

Its when you and your cousin acts very similar to each other that people calls y'all twins but some things are different about y'all.

Guy: is that your twin sister?
Girl 1: no that my cousin
Guy: but y'all act similar and look the same
Girl 2: we're twin cousins

by Kamiannerella June 22, 2016

Cousin Skeeter

A white guy with a jew fro that looks mexican.

Friend 1: im gonna call you cousin skeeter from now on....
Friend 2: do i want to know why?
Friend 1: its because you're mexican and have a jew fro.
Friend 3: is Chris around?
Friend 1: Nope just Cousin Skeeter and I.

by Mr.Whippy6969 April 28, 2009

cousin fucker

michael horsey

hey, i'd do them too mike

by kc clark June 8, 2004

Cousin hopping

When you liked or dated or fukked one cousin and and you go to the next cousin

Damn cuh , she liked my cousin and now she tryna date me , cousin hopping ass ho smh .

by lultraintracks January 13, 2021

Ghost Cousin

The spirit of Listerine, moon beans and the great buffalo. They're always around you, though only noticed by those with a mustache. They provide great fortune to true believers.

We lost my sisters goat one time but then the Ghost cousins came and were like "hey, look to the Long House and you will find your sisters goat." Then what'd you know, we believed in the ghost cousins and there it was, right by the Long house.

by Straight Cousin December 22, 2013