That friend who comes over without knocking, goes directly to the fridge, and then plants themselves on the couch for a 5 hours of Netflix.
David was already watching firefly on my sofa when I got out of class, I'm claiming him as my couch goblin.
by Silver_Slinky August 19, 2020
Get the Couch Goblinmug. Anyone over the age of 15 who's only ambition in life is to play video games. Especially online, muliplayer, games like HALO and Black ops.
"My brother and his friend's are such couch nerds!" The only time they stop playing Black ops is to go to the bathroom or to get more Cheetos.
by Powr Botm 217 February 18, 2013
Get the couch nerdmug. by daddyshortlegs April 19, 2017
Get the pouch in the couchmug. A person who, buy there own choice, has no one place to live but "stays" with different friends and relatives usually until the welcome is worn out then moves to a different couch.
We will never be able to track this guy down because he's a couch dweller.
Don't write the bond on that guy as he is obviously a couch dweller.
Don't write the bond on that guy as he is obviously a couch dweller.
by The King of Dinner Time September 14, 2014
Get the couch dwellermug. Nick: Are we gunna get crunked at the jam tonight?
Uncle James:Nah B I'm on couch patrol
Nick: You're dust!
Uncle James:Nah B I'm on couch patrol
Nick: You're dust!
by Big N64 February 25, 2009
Get the Couch Patrolmug. When your watching the same tv show all day and it was 11:00 am now its 5:00 o'clock and you realize your stuck on the couch
by You know what I mean January 5, 2021
Get the Couch potatomug. A style of music where the song being played can metaphorically walk into the listeners brain and sit on their figurative "brain-couch." Because the music is sitting on the couch and just resting in the listener's brain, it soon becomes a part of their psyche as they are listening, providing for a subconscious life-soundtrack of sorts.
The music is usually electronic, soothing, and includes subtle variations of numerous sonic elements over a consistent (and sometimes very complex) chord progression.
It is not uncommon for a listener of couch melodia to walk away from their music playing device with headphones in ear and drag their player off of their desk as a result of the misconception that there is no music playing.
The music is usually electronic, soothing, and includes subtle variations of numerous sonic elements over a consistent (and sometimes very complex) chord progression.
It is not uncommon for a listener of couch melodia to walk away from their music playing device with headphones in ear and drag their player off of their desk as a result of the misconception that there is no music playing.
Songs that exemplify Couch Melodia
"I'm Safer on an Airplane" by Copeland
"Everything in It's Right Place" by Radiohead
"Kid A" by Radiohead
"An Ending (Ascent)" by Brian Eno
"I'm Safer on an Airplane" by Copeland
"Everything in It's Right Place" by Radiohead
"Kid A" by Radiohead
"An Ending (Ascent)" by Brian Eno
by B. Schmeltomi May 23, 2008
Get the couch melodiamug.