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blizzard conditions

The act of making a womans face so white with semen it looks like she went out in "blizzard conditions"
Hey check out jen. I jizzed all over her face and it looks like she went out in "blizzard conditions".
by pboudreau13 May 3, 2014
mugGet the blizzard conditionsmug.

Dairy Queen Blizzards

Boy are they delicious
Bob: Hey John, let's go get some Dairy Queen blizzards!

John: Sounds like a great idea!
by somebody who likes diary queen December 20, 2020
mugGet the Dairy Queen Blizzardsmug.

Did you know he used to work for blizzard

Its used to describe a person who repeats, contradicts and are generally egotistical and "so far up their own ass" to admit any fault or wrongdoing
"Its alright, but did you know he used to work for blizzard:
You can also use
"I literally never talk about working for blizzard"
by SoftwarPirate July 25, 2025
mugGet the Did you know he used to work for blizzardmug.

Bloody Blizzard

A buddy of ours' foreskin ripped open while dawging a bad bitch and began to bleed. He continued to fuck and when he pulled out to cum he covered said bad bitch in blood and semen. This my friends is the Bloody Blizzard.
I gotta go to the hospital after giving my girl a Bloody Blizzard.

Do NOT go in that room. I just let out a Bloody Blizzard all over the bed and curtains.
by noirfra September 3, 2024
mugGet the Bloody Blizzardmug.

earthquakenado blizzard

The mightiest storm know to man. The only places to find it is mainly Oklahoma and sometimes Kansas.
My flight was canceled when an earthquakenado blizzard hit Oklahoma city.
by borse14 July 15, 2017
mugGet the earthquakenado blizzardmug.

Not Blizzard

It is a blizzard but it doesn't stick to the pavement
aw mans its not blizzarding again
by Your Couisn Frank October 30, 2020
mugGet the Not Blizzardmug.

brown-eye blizzard

When cocaine is sprinkled on a prostitute's anus, and she farts it up someone's nose.
That super-galactic space-hooker gave me a wicked brown-eye blizzard last night!
by Jesus Dressed in Black January 18, 2022
mugGet the brown-eye blizzardmug.

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