Shoelace Belt

What skateboarders use as a belt, but is slowly being turned into something "trendy."
People believe that it's just a trend when it really is not.
True skateboarders will know that a shoelace belt not only keeps you from sagging to much, but also allows freedom of movement for positioning during tricks (trust me a regular belt will dig into your sides), it also is used for replacement of snapped skate shoelaces.

Bro1: "Dang it bro, I just snapped a shoelace trying to back three that sketchy set."
Bro2: "Don't fret man, I got you on lock with my shoelace belt."
Bro1: "Right on. I can never skate when my shoes are loose."

by Johnnygetsilly January 26, 2011

Douche Belt

A term/system allowing for identification and quantification of a person's douchiness, with degrees from 1 to 5 indicating subject's progress toward a state of ultimate douchebag-dom.

"Hey, check out that jackass with the muscle shirt and tribal band tattoo, leaning against his spotless 4x4 truck that's obviously never been taken off-road."

"Yeah, I see him. Third-degree douche belt right there."

by Mattsooee October 10, 2012

Belt Brand

The red indent in a person's under stomach from wearing a belt that is too tight. Belt Branding is common in the fat person community.

"I sat on an airplane for 5 hours this morning and stood up to the worst case of belt brand ever. It is still raw this morning."

by RyVal February 14, 2010

belt of green

A green belt created by Leapercauns. It's is usually found in magic portals in Ireland.

Leapercauns wear this belt of green. I keep it in my magic closet

by Bread eater :) November 29, 2013

fraternity belt

Having sex with one member from each fraternity on your campus.

Mary has slept with a boy from Beta Theta Pi, GQ, FIJI, Sigma Chi, Sigma Nu, and TKE, earning herself a fraternity belt at Knox College.

by Frat_God_1996 March 1, 2020

Belt On The Shelf

A Weapon Used In Psychological Warfare In The Early 80's & 90's.

The Urban Version On Elf On The Shelf, Used To Persuade Kids Into Good Behavior.
The Mere Sight Of It Drove Fear Into The Hearts Of Every Boy & Girl.

Made Mostly Of Top Grade Leather, Although Synthetic Fabrics

Or Vinyl Was Always An Exceptable Substitute. The Silent Babysitter.

Originated In New Bedford Massachusetts By Cape Verdean People !

" Stop it, Momma Is Not Playing With Us You Big Dummy, Don't You See That BELT ON THE SHELF ? "

by Outlaw City Graffix © March 21, 2016

Turtle Belt

An elastic band (or other improvised object) used to close off the end of an uncircumcised penis at the point of ejaculation in order to quickly and cleanly move from your location.

I had to grab a turtle belt and run to the bathroom so I didn't stain the new couch.

by Redh00d4 May 3, 2018