Gravity

The illest force on the planet, all the way from physics to breakdancing.

i want to double backflip like Gravity.

by anonymous November 30, 2021

Ass Gravity

ASS GRAVITY
(ass)

noun NORTH AMERICAN vulgar slang
noun: ass;

-a person's buttocks.

-women regarded as a source of sexual gratification.

(Grav•i·ty)
noun: gravity

PHYSICS
-the force that attracts a body toward the center of the earth, or toward any other physical body having mass.

(ASS GRAVITY)

Noun

Psychology/Sexuality

-the intense, unavoidable and irresistible attraction of ones eyes towards a particularly amazing booty, esp when paired with yoga pants or other form fitting clothing. Like actual physics, smaller bodies (eyes) are drawn to larger ones (booty), much like a pair of comets to Jupiter.

See also: #whitedwarf (small, white, still well rounded), #redgiant (of the larger red head variety)

Wife: “why are you staring at her ass?!?”
Me: “I’m not. Her Ass Gravity just brought my eyes into orbit.”

GF: “Slow down! You’re going to quick”
Me (from behind): “Sorry. It’s just that your Ass Gravity makes for a quick re-entry”

by ironphoenix19 March 19, 2018

Gravity Void Nebula

A gravity void nebula is a common anomoly that occurs inside of toilets where ones dick will acctualy fly upwards instead of hanging down when one sits on it.

Yea i have to hold my dick down because i have a Gravity Void Nebula in my toilet.

by abbe1123 January 8, 2017

gravity

gravity means fall

earth has gravity

by is gravity November 16, 2020

you can't fight gravity

Dutch’s way of saying jumping off a high cliff would brutally kill you.

Dutch: you can't fight gravity
John: then give up Dutch!

by Braymanno April 17, 2023

Gravity

What goes up will come down, what rises will fall (even darkness, even if it's been up for many years).

Just like gravity, what goes up will come down.

by Solid Mantis April 18, 2020

defying gravity

Turning up when everyone else is turning down. This is considered a dick move.

Man, I got to the party so late last night I was defying gravity.

by georgemaharis July 22, 2014