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THAI ALVIN THAI LIM

Well, according to SILVIA which is THAI'S sister, THAI has dated and slept with all the women in his family especially his first cousins because he says he's adopted and which makes it ok to pump your cousins?
SILVIA: Thai, wtf are you doing ?

Thai: I'm spying on you while you are in the shower.

SILVIA: I'm telling BETHANY
by THAI 💩 February 16, 2025
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THAI

A MAGILANT NARSASSCIST who needs to be clinlicy diagnosed because he clearly has a chemical imbalance of some sort that he has no clue who he is.
These are all the things he claims!!
I did reckon on the CHINESE TRIAD because I asked his mom, she laughed and said " he's too dumb and a complete coward but knows how to put on a show like he's tough"

When he gets angry, his top lip curls up and he puffs out his chest. It's really cute LMFAO
This guy is all over the map, his story changes on a daily basis and I also looked into the tattoo that's on his upper part of his neck. Once you tat your neck.. you are clearly stamped in society and I will give him credit for that because that does take guts but I have heard two different stories for that tattoo LOL.
1. He's from Malaysia

2. He's from TIWAN
3. He's from the PHILIPPINES

4. He's in the CHINESE TRIAD MAFIA LOL

5. He's CHRISTIAN

6. He's BUDIST

7. Claims he's a artist of some sort but doesn't posses any skill of any kind. The guy has no swag and can't even dress him self with a proper colour combo.
8. MR FUGAZI

9.IPC BULL SHIT trainer at ATS and he has that title on his header on his emails at his current company at Toyota in Woodstock. LOL what a Ding Dong

10. A real COCK SUCKER
11. Claims he's straight. We all know he isn't! LOL
12. He's told a hand full of people that he sucks his own DICK.
THAI: " yo TD, want me to make you your special drink? extra stirried with my pecker and a few 💊 pills in there ?

TD: " oOo⁰0oo⁰ooòOohHhhhhhh yesss!! Please do make me one extra stirred, I want the THAI special so I'm all over the

map so you can do what you do best with me ❤
by THAI 💩 February 5, 2025
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Thai-Tran

Thai-Tran is one of the greatest friends you could ask for, a bit stubborn, but she means well. Very caring and chill as fuck, she's one of the greatest people you'll ever meet. :)
person 1: yo who's that?
persone 2: huh? oh, that's Thai-Tran, she's incredible!
person 3: Oh, are we talking bout Thai-Tran? aww haha yeah, she's amazing, odn't knwo what else to say, she is beyond words and i aodre her to bits :))
by -///- love ya November 2, 2020
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Thai bidet

a ladyboy's tongue
Little did he know, the lady he chose for his soapy massage was actually a boy, and this ladyboy performed her signature Thai bidet service on him.
by Brendones November 13, 2025
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thai lee

A Thai Lee is nomally a middle aged English man who travels to Thailand for the sole purpose of having sex with young lady boys. He will nomally travel alone and try to hide the reason for his visit.
He went to Thailand for a Thai Lee holiday and apparently came home with shit over his bellend.
by bigbummer1 January 7, 2024
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Thai Cave rescue

When you need to get cum out of a girls vagina so you don’t get her pregnant. Using any means necessary.
Ohh crap, I better preform a Thai cave rescue on your vagina.
by Sicem bears August 4, 2020
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THAI ALVIN THAI LIM

THAI ALVIN THAI LIM

He also goes by Thai Tong because he has blue balls but his SCLERA part of his eyes are yellow and going GREEN because he has a Thai Dick Slug in his system.
THAI ALVIN THAI LIM

MIKE BOUGART: yo RYAN what's up with THAI'S eyes lately?

RYAN: THAI is one of the 20 cases in humans. He has the Dick slug that was transmitted to him by his boyfriend from BARRIE ONT.

MIKE BOUGART: yOooooo WTF !
Has anyone contacted KATRINA, HANAHA and the one employee from TOYOTA in Woodstock because pretry sure he was doinking her as well.

RYAN: I heard in BARRIE when he had his RUB & TUG he would perform the thai hot pot while everyone would have the Thai soup 🍜 PHO.

MIKE BOUGART: Makes sense, so he has contaminated a lot of towns with his virus by sleeping around with MEN & WOMEN?

RYAN : I just hope he didn't try anything on me while I was sleeping ? 😟
by THAI 💩 February 16, 2025
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