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Brush my Teeth

Guy 1: "I brush my teeth 2, sometimes 3, times a day!"
Guy 2: "I never go a night without brushing my teeth."
Guy 3: "I love it when my dentist brushes my teeth, he's much better at it than I am."
Guy 4: "I haven't brushed my teeth in a while."
Guy 5: "Some guy around the corner wants to pay me to let him watch me brush my teeth."
by werdna250. July 4, 2010
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Poop Teeth

The nasty sick feeling and taste in your mouth after a night of drinking that won't go way no matter how many times you brush your teeth.
Damn Jayla i have brushed my like 5 times and i still have the rankest poop teeth.
by V4GIN4 August 22, 2008
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milk teeth

The set of teeth human children bare before they fall out and permanent teeth grow in their place. Used as a metaphor for immaturity, naïveté.
Sam, you need to shed your milk teeth and stand up to your boss.
by Tyrone112 August 5, 2008
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lot of teeth

"He's got a lot of teeth"
by Cheungy December 15, 2008
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Teethy-Girl

A woman that can be identified just by looking at her teeth (Covering her face and just displaying the teeth).

Examples of teethy-girls include Lady Gaga and Yvette Gonzalez-Nacer from the Fresh Beat Band. Both are very beautiful, and nothing is wrong with their teeth, but it's easy to identify them when just looking at their teeth.

The world is filled with many teethy-girls. Just look around and you will see.
Lady Gaga is a teethy-girl
by SiLentThReaD July 3, 2011
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Teenchat

A place I have only been to once or twice, where the people are trolls, rude, racist, hypocritical, dumb, pedophiles, losers, homophobic and just about anything bad you can think of.

All they do is talk shit behind their stolen/reserved screennames with their high karma count (indicating they have no life and exist horribly outside of the chat room) and over use memes.
Full of horny "girls", immature trolls who want e-sex and are most likely men in their late 50s.
Post their disgusting nudes and laugh at anyone trying to be nice.
A lot like imvu but with less options.
Has no mods, which means people have absolutely no chill whatsoever
Do not go there if you want to maintain your sanity and will to live.
dirtyoldman enters the chat...
Bustygirl13: any boys want to trade nudes
(Insert Automated Chat room bot, most likely named anikka): skyipe anikka_sexy-16
AmandaPanda: hey guys anyone want to be friends? :)
(Name changed to protect this douche bag's identity) Logry: fuck you Amanda kill yourself dirty slut (insert LOL emote)
AmandaPanda leaves the room...
Greg: any young girls from Yorkshire 16 and under want to get payed for sex pm me.
chazz: the fuck is this shit?
dana enters the room...
thirstyjohns: hi dana
Nuugi: *sadness depression tragedy* :(
skinheadUK: you're a nigger
Molly: I'm voting for Hillary Clinton, cause she's a woman
Verde: rip harambe
snooki: I like a e s t h e t i c s
jewelruiner: there is no God

akazien: fuck you Steve

kadilja: ... I have crippling depression
coon leaves the room...
accidentallyfukedSis enters the room...
yeezy: (insert jaden smith soundin ass sentence here)
iAngle: (post picture of teenchat user here) haha look at this monkey (LOL emote)
{Sudden crash and everyone leaves the room}
by Fxxk it November 3, 2016
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Teething

A sexual fetish involving two individuals clench their teeth before proceeding to clash them with each other. More deviant variants involve charging at each other to clash teeth, or a third person tying two people on a rail, facing each other head first with their lips taped back, before ramming them into each other.
Dentist:"And how did you break your tooth?"
Patient: "My mate Mike helped Sally and I do some teething last night."
Dentist:" Dude that's fucked up"
by TankLover January 28, 2020
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