Tafting

The act of swiping or wiping a vagina on an object.

Shall we go Tafting today?

by Klutzzz9 April 18, 2011

Tantaluss

Refusing to lick the space between either a mans balls and anus or a womans vagina and anus.

Girl: I want you to lick my tant.
Guy: I'm not into that.
Girl: So you're tantaluss?

by WingMan987 May 9, 2011

Taftie

1. n: A reach around, considered common decency, for the 27th President of the United States when drilling him from behind.

See also: Taft job

He didn't even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a taftie.

by Lightning Bolt April 3, 2013

tafter-burn

the serious burning sensation and pain felt the day after you get inked, when your natural endorphins and adrenaline wear off.

Friend 1: Dude, love your new ink.
Friend 2: Thanks. Didn't hurt last niight, but the tafter-burn in the shower nearly killed me this morning.

by kiss27 July 15, 2014

Tafty

This is a person who makes fun of fat people for fun.

You fell tough when you try to fight a fat kid you Tafty.

by ad8800 July 21, 2016

TAFT

This Ain't Fuckin' Texas

For Texans, there are two states in the U.S.A. Texas, and TAFT. This ain't fuckin' Texas

by Chisolm Trail December 17, 2017

Tantacunt

Someone tantamount to being a complete and utter cunt.

Passive-aggressive, manipulative and sociopathic types often tread the line between being your friends and being complete cunts. Often it would take just one word or action to confirm their true intentions which are never honourable anyway.

T: "How's Gerry?"

C: "Being a real tantacunt lately..."

T: "How so?"

C: "Too many compliments."

by Munkeis Oonkel February 17, 2018