Tab surfing

Verb. The act of clicking from tab to tab, usually from left to right, in a web browser. Social networks are usually a part of this, and people your chatting with get annoyed or say "Talk to you later" because they think you left when you were actually just cycling through your open tabs a bit slow.

"Hey you're back! Where'd you go?"

"Sorry about that. I was just tab surfing, I am still here. lol"

by Uncle Nerdicus November 23, 2013

jag-tab

A tablet which is used for pornagraphic viewing.

Was up all night pulling it to my <Jag-Tab>.

by Hi-C44 December 22, 2013

skin tab

The process of separating the tab from a pop can and giving it to someone you like, which they can redeem at any time for sexual favors.

Hey Dave, Susan just cashed in her Skin tab, i wont be able to make it to practice tonight.

by Matric82 January 7, 2019

Tab equilibrium

Living a life on the edge of all tab icons disappearing from too many open tabs.

Jim: "I am going to order my house today - the bedroom, the kitchen and windows desktop icons. But not before cleaning up open Chrome tabs. I cam't stand this tab equilibrium anymore!"
Lily: "Start with your mind."

by bugpower May 15, 2018

Incognito tab

(n) a tab used often for porn , or the dark web. (ADJ) A Jew that likes to hack or stop his mom from looking at how to grow weed in the back yard, or hailing Hitler Hippocratic homo-jew.

Jack said "Yes, i THAT is a a incognito tab!" OR , Adolf said "YOU ARE NOTHING BUT AN KIKE-INCOGNITO-TAB!"

by Mae Under Faterlans May 31, 2017

Tab Paranoia

The feeling you get when you switch or close an internet browser tab on a computer for a perfectly normal reason the moment another person walks by in view of the monitor. Typically inherited from repeated cases of having an individual ask "what were you looking at?"

My mom walked into my room the instant I closed Internet Explorer. I was only closing my Steam account, but I bet she thought I was browsing porn. It's probably just my Tab Paranoia.

by Gohound October 10, 2012

Drunk Tab

An imaginary tab that never gets paid, only added to when you get drunk. Add anything to it!

"You punched the bouncer last night?!"
"Oh yeah, just put it on my drunk tab"

"You slept with ... ?"
"Put it on the drunk tab!"

by ae17 December 26, 2012