Mall Coma

The semi-conscious state of being of that endless stream of people dazzled by shiny, brightly coloured promises purring from the shop fronts.
- I can't believe that couple just walked into us like that. Why weren't they looking where they were going?
- It's ok, she was just in a Mall Coma.
by Stivchik July 25, 2020
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Bayshore Mall

A small Mall with a total of about 30 different stores. Many Rude/Fun to play pranks on/annoying people go there. It is in Eureka California and is the only place to go shopping, even though it SUCKS!
1.Dont go there if you know whats good for you 2. unless you live in Humboldt County and 3.dont have any gas money. 4.The Bayshore Mall isnt a grat place to go...
by notmacey April 09, 2011
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mall cheese

Mall Cheese is any cheese cut up into small cubes and served with toothpicks. Typically handed out for free at a Mall for shoppers to sample as they walk by. Mall Cheese can be any type of non-soft cheese that can be easily cubed.
Can you believe Ian brought Mall Cheese to our NYE party?
by Flaco4ever January 01, 2017
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mall hoes

Finding women around the mall that are desperate to find a boyfriend/fuck buddy
Lets go to the mall and find some mall hoes...
by James' Wheelchair March 22, 2016
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Natural Mall

A mall which sells natural things and is in a natural environment. Pretty much the best place in the world.
"Look at this stick I just bought at the natural mall."
"Nicee. I want one."
"Let's go back."
by Cerita February 08, 2010
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mall emo

Mall emo is the kind of bands MTV calls emo, MCR, P!ATD, linkin park and so on, this is not what emo music is. Mall emo is not necessarily bad music it's just not emo music.
Some guy: UGGGH I HATE MCR SOOOO MUCH!!!!!
Other guy: are you anti-mall emo?
Some guy: fo'sho
by Immi_callmepnk August 24, 2007
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Mall crush

Someone who works in the mall that you have a crush on when you work in the same mall. They're cute or funny, but you don't ever talk to them outside of the mall, or any other place and you don't know them well.
Paul!! I have a huuuuuuuggggeeeeeee Mall crush on Matt from Arlies!
by Mr. Bananagrabber October 20, 2005
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