Manager Mess

When something is nearly perfect and management decides it's a terrible mess anyway

Employee 1: alright almost done. I'll be finished in 5, 4, 3, 2,
Manager: This is terrible, look at this mess!
Employee 1: where is this mess she's complaining about?
Employee 2: there it is, it's a manager mess

by Chowda The Great December 9, 2013

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admin manager

An ASDA employee with absolutely no earthly use. A cretinous bitch suffering a vastly over inflated sense of self-importance who lurks in the shadows waiting to pounce upon, and emotionally destroy, unsuspecting junior staff.

What happened to the new bloke?
He dared to look the admin manager in the eye, she tore out his soul and beat him to death with it.

by BalthazarFishwick April 13, 2017

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Management Hitler

Management Hitler (noun): someone with alot of charisma who takes over a project with big ambitions and plans but has literally no skill whatsoever, ends up being a total ass, and can't get anything right despite being told what to do.

Example: "fucking XX came in today and was a total management hitler, now we are pushing the development instead of giving users what they want"

by Lasz December 30, 2016

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Project Manager

Someone who creates memes and doesn't work.

The project manager created great content today. His memes were on point.

by WoahWoah1432 July 28, 2022

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event manager

Noun. ih.vent.ma.nuh.juh

Someone who solves your problems before you knew you had problems. Also specialises in precision guesswork based on unreliable data that changes daily.

Wow didn't the band cancel? Yes they did, but the event manager found a replacement

by Yolodopeshit October 9, 2023

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