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turkish surprise

When you are told that an item is "on the house", and then you are surprised to discover that the item is in fact on your bill.
Ex 1. you are offered a complimentary salad, app or drink and then see that item on the bill...and it costs a shit load. ah the turkish surprise

Ex 2. your friend infers that he/she is going to buy you a gift and in fact leaves you holding the bag

Peter: "Erin, what's your favorite color?"
Erin: "Purple"
Peter commences to select a purple wreath of flowers for Erin and stands idly by as she is forced to pay for them
Erin: Is this a turkish surprise?

Ex 3. You take someone home at night and he/she won't leave unless you pay them $300. Rare but still a turkish surprise
by Surprise Surprise July 28, 2014
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the sunrise surprise

when a man has morning wood, he wakes up his girl and shoves his cock in her mouth when she yawns.
I had some crazy morning wood the other day, so I decided to give my girlfriend the sunrise surprise.
by chapmasterflex27 March 19, 2010
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turkey surprise

Whene eating a girl out, put oyur face in her crouch shaking face quickly making a turkey sound
last night, i gave my girl a turkey surprise
by skinrm250 May 13, 2005
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Chunky Surprise

When a girl is giving a blow job and she chokes on the dick and pukes all over the dick. The guy must make the girl suck it off his dick and eat her puke.
This whore last night was all over my dick and next thing i know that bitch gave me a chunky surprise. she licked all the shit off like it was her job.
by punjabiallahpraiser July 12, 2010
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Taco Surprise

Taugh-co Ser-prize
When a naked woman bends over and you can see her vagina from behind. One step above mooning.
"Wow, that was some out of this world intercourse, I'll just pick up my panties and be on my way" BAM *Taco surprise*

"I walked into the change room and Cheryl taco surprised me! What a joker!"
by Rad Chad April 21, 2014
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Sagan Surprise

Unexpectedly deficating on a sexual partner while wearing a turtleneck.
-Oh man, you know good carpet cleaner? Tiana got me good last night with that Sagan Surprise.
-Chipotles new chorizo has really been spicing up my Sagan Surprise.
by Itslunchbox February 19, 2017
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Spooky surprise

When ur jacking off in a closet and as ur step sister passes ur scare her and nut on her.
Guy: dude your stepsisters hot

You: yeah I gave her a spooky surprise
by Pecan God August 8, 2016
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