pineapple suprise

A grenade

Soldier 1: hello

Soldier 2: PINEAPPLE SUPRISE
Soldier 1: Ohhh fuck
Soldier 2: haha you retarded piece of shit! You’ve got no legs!
Soldier 1: AAAAUUUGAAAAHHHAHAAAAHHHHH

by Eatshityouuglyducklookinfuck December 4, 2017

Suprise Public Fucking

The process of entering a public or privat bathroom, kicking down the door, and lunging at the person there. Once you get to them, you can preform oral sex on any lower oraface, despite the fact of whatever they're doing on the toilet. Sounds disgusting, has never been atemped before, and only will be by the worst of humanity.

Milly: Mom, why were you screaming?
Jill: Oh, your father gave me a Suprise Public Fucking.
Milly: What?
Jill: When I was in the bathroom, when your father kicked down the door, and started eating me out, even though I'm on my period.
Milly:LOL

by Tiberius Declemont December 29, 2018

Suprise poops

While having diarrhea, your peeing from your ass when a suprise solid bursts from your asshole in a painful manor.

Yo I had the shits really bad when I was hit by the suprise poops

by Arrogantman April 21, 2021

Creamy Suprise

A man ejaculates into his boss's coffee.

P1"Wow dude did you just hear that Ron pulled off the Creamy Suprise?"
P2"Dude no way! His boss must be pissed!"

by I got fired doing this June 5, 2020

Suprise shot

When a human ejaculates on another human who was not expecting it

Marissa: "you'll never believe it! I was giving Daniel head when all of a sudden there was a Suprise Shot! I was so peeved."

by Polkadot-platapus January 30, 2022

Bavarian suprise

The act of shoving a Regensburger Wurst up some ones ass while they are asleep.

Person 1: Hey man, how was the sleepover at kyle?
Person 2: not good, he gave me a Bavarian Suprise and now I can barely walk.

by phd.whom June 16, 2022

sandy suprise

When you're fingering a girl at the beach and your hand is wet so you stick it in the sand and put it back inside her

Tom: dude, what you do with Monica at the beach? Jerry: I gave her a sandy suprise.

by Islamicllamas December 17, 2015