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suck my penis tonight?

When you are feeling really horny, and you want your dick sucked, but... you want it sucked TONIGHT
Daddy - Please sugar momma suck my penis
Sugar Momma - Sorry i dont speak english. Yes i can suck your penis
Daddy - NO SUCK IT TONIGHT. PLEASE SUCK MY PENIS TONIGHT?
Sugar Momma - *Gets ready for some action* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH YES I WILL SUCK YOUR PENIS TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Daddy - *Unleashes ultimate power*
Sugar Momma - *Sucks hard*
by OFFICIALnigger September 30, 2020
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suck my cock lul

it's when a girl or a guy suck's your cock lul
by Daddy2312 December 6, 2019
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suck my pineapple juice

the act of sucking pineapple juice. this quote is to be used when wanting to confuse friends. it does not mean anything dirty, but most people will think that. which makes this quote so fun!
kayla likes to suck my pineapple juice long and hard.
by imsocool12424 April 25, 2008
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Suck my ball sack

1. Meaning to suck or orally have sex with ones' sack that holds the male orgy (testis).

2. Also used to intimidate somebody like in a video game.
1. After Jessica sucked my ball sack, my balls became huge after her warm mouth were on them last night.

2. Suck my ball sack, fagget! You modded your controller!
by I AM BLACKY JESUS NIGGA February 8, 2009
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Suck My Chastity Belt

Douchebag: WOOOW OMFG WOW OMG YOU SO WOULD DO THAT OMG WOW!!!!!!!
You: SUCK MY CHASTITY BELT!
by AzraN June 22, 2011
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Suck My D Sharp

The music theory equivalent to "suck my dick". Originated in the Merrimack Valley.
Mark: Hey Jeff, you suck at guitar.
Jeff: Suck my D sharp.
by El_Jeffe_Cabeza November 22, 2013
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