Trumping

The act of groping, fondling, or making other sexual advances on a person without their consent.

Suddenly, he began violently Trumping her: groping her legs with his tiny hands; pressing his flabby lips against her terrified face; reaching for her crotch with a leering grin.

by sf_architect October 12, 2016

mushroom stamping

The male act of stamping the penis into an ink blotter, then proceeding to mark an unsuspecting customer with the "branding" of the mushroom tip.

"Yesterday Sam got ahold of mom's red ink blotter and I woke up to him mushroom stamping me in the face".

by LinzMarie79 July 8, 2010

Trumping

Arguing loudly and ignorantly against people who clearly know more about leadership than you, but being such a cocky jerk about the way you say your points that people still kind of believe you.

Trump: We need to bomb everyone!
Everyone else: But what about those who weren't guilty of any crimes?
Trump: I'd bomb the shit out of them!
Everyone else: He might be Trumping but nobody could be that stupid... right?

by JoelThePole March 12, 2016

scrumping

Stealing apples. Not to be confused with oggy raidingwhich is actually a form of anal intrusion with fruit, mostly enjoyed by peope chained to radiators.

I went scrumping in Paddy's field yesterday. Ah it was a hell of a craic. Ho ho ho. Mad as a box of frogs me!

by Sir Terrence of Wogan August 12, 2005

Trumping

Scheming to gain political power or relevance by appealing to the lowest common denominator, only to do what you planned to do all along once you actually hold an office or position of power.

Part of the problem with thinking he's just trumping to get elected and maybe I too should support him with my vote because of who he may actually probably be isn't that he may turn out to be as bad as his terrible statements to gain publicity indicate, but that in the act of trumping he destroys any rational basis for dignity or communality so that he proves there is no standard he will not debase, and the personal BEING the political, he really indicates a willingness to commit suicide before the truth rather than ask its permission to speak, which was all pre-decided anyway when the big man Donald Trump himself murdered God on that escalator ride that eventually escalated to WWIII. *Makes Escalator Prayer-like Motion With Hand, intoning:* "May the Silence of God Be Your Blessing" - Oh Shit, Here come some raiders.

by The-Ultra-Violet-Catastrophe May 29, 2016

Srimping

the act of eating cum out of ones ass

Did you see how i srimped that bitch.

by dick wacker May 8, 2003

Shrimping

Where I come from, it means when your having anal sex, ejaculate in their rectum, have them stand up, then get on their hands and knees, and lick it as your semen comes out.

Not a lot of men like shrimping.

by SquidJerkey December 24, 2009