Struggle Dress

An old cheap sundress that is used to wear around the house for cleaning/housework.

I don’t have anymore clean clothes so I had to go do laundry in my struggle dress.

by Cermeg October 26, 2022

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A Struggling Stranger

Jerking off with your sore arm the day after getting your second COVID vaccination.

Man, I gave myself a struggling stranger last night. It was like I’d stopped at a roadhouse and picked up a 60 year old sex worker that was getting to the end of her shift.

by Jimbo Notjones September 27, 2021

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struggle bus

when you are taking a shit and it’s so bad you can’t get off the toilet and become stuck shitting ur brains out.

when you take a shit and you’re too constipated and get stuck in there.

man i cannot get off the toilet. i’m on the struggle bus

by Mayfl0wer1d May 29, 2024

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Struggle Chicks

1. A woman who does not meet society’s standards for their age group.

2. Typically a person (feminine) who cannot sustain/maintain their lifestyle. They require external support to survive.

Him (on phone): Why do you need $200?

Her (replies): I need to pay bills and my parents can’t loan me money.

Friend: I told you about dealing with these struggle chicks. 👀

by The Phantom Menace September 4, 2021

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Would definitely struggle in historics

Used to comedy effect to describe the fastest of drivers. When describing the most elite pedallers of motorsport. Adding irony of someone so naturally talented losing to motorsport cheats.

Joey was absolutely on it in the wet conditions at the Formula Ford Festival; he would definitely struggle in historics

by HumanWreckingBall November 11, 2024

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