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Stirred it With My Big Toe

An expression signifying that one is especially proud of a batch of food that they have prepared.
A metaphor, likely originating from the fact that the foot is thought of as dirty, and dirt may equal seasoning, and the toe was used to add this extra "seasoning" to food. Nobody, of course, literally put their toe into a batch of food; this expression is purely metaphorical to my knowledge.
Grandson: "Grandmama, this mac 'n cheese taste good."
Grandma: "Mhm, I stirred it with my big toe!"
Grandson: "Huh?"
by nicktunes07 September 8, 2025
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Stir my salad

Stir my salad - invitation to do a handjob for a female
I was wondering if you would stir my salad tonight.
by Fenksikas October 27, 2022
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stir fry chille pepper

It is what you call a girl who has got it all in one package.

Wangster talk
Dude, check out the stir fry chille pepper
by Scott March 31, 2005
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stir the cake batter

The male equivalent of “stir the paint”.
(Open relationship exclusive) When your man returns from a gay hookup after getting absolutely decimated in his prostate, he asks for you to “clean it out” and finish the job for him.
Pegging or inserting your tinky winky into his laa-laa is recommended here.
(Optional) Yell loudly “Housekeeping!” when clearing his anus of bodily fluids for further experience in this exciting journey.
You can inquire to your partner to (consensually) put their “cake batter” in the oven. You can suck it out directly with a garden hose and put it in a pan (pansexual) and cook it for 69 minutes. Voila. Free crotch fruit.
“How was work, honey?”
Not good. I’m gonna need you to stir the cake batter.”
by cheesebiscuitsandwine September 23, 2024
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shaken not stirred

How James Bond likes his martinis.
“For the gentleman, vodka martini, shaken not stirred” - from The Spy who Loved Me
by nlolhere August 5, 2020
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Coco Stir

hey i heard that chick got coco stired by her ex.
by andy-joey January 8, 2008
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Stir the chicken

The act of inserting a cooked chicken drumstick into the anus, swirl it around until tender and meat seperates. While clenching butt cheeks tightly, slowly pull the now clean bone and proceed to slurp the meat from the forbidden pit.
S.O. and I invited the neighbors over to stir the chicken after our night out.
by Russ T Badge February 9, 2025
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