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Sheetar

A beautiful Lumerian Godess ressurected in 1987 by two brothers Michael and George Tutman who were brainwashed by their uncle Anwar Namtut. In order to ressurect Sheetar the brothers had to collect body parts from mortal women. Sheetar was resurrected at a "blood buffet" where she could feast on virgin women. The "buffet" was broken up before Sheetar could have her feast, with many people dying in the police and the Tutman brothers crossfire. The last time she was seen was hoping into the passenger seat of a red corvette. The man or Sheetar were never seen again.
Dude Sheetar fucked me for an hour after eating the flesh off my bitch virgin girlfriend.
by Jack Carrol September 28, 2009
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hot skeet

when a man busts fresh, or new hot cum on a woman, whether it be tits, face, ass, or stomache.
josh just blew a load of hot skeet on genna's tits.

annie just got a pile of hot skeet delivered to her by don.

jenna wants some hot skeet tonight.
by Frederica June 22, 2008
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three sheeter

A referral to the dean's office. Coined due to the three sheets of carbon paper they are written on. One goes to the dean for his or her records, another to the teacher who wrote you up, and the last to your parent or guardian.
Mitchell: My dog Tre cursed out his teacher and she ended up writing him up and giving him the ol' three sheeter.
by Dd_NY November 11, 2009
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mc-sheethan

A combo of "massive smash" and "Shizer" A turd that is so large normal English can do it no justice, thus the butchering of the Scottish language. Other combos inlcude mc-fizenberg and shizer-mcnuggen-fife.
I ate a whole can of oat meal then drank a gallon of coffee. I let the atom bomb in my intestine solidify, then took a mc-sheethan so big, there was a birth certificate in the toilet.
by tb2_nola January 4, 2010
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Scutta-Nutta Buttahead Skeet Hoe

a chicken head who takes her job super serial
I thought she was a Scutta-Nutta Buttahead Skeet Hoe; she really was an undercover cop.
by The Real Governor January 2, 2009
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Skeet Friends

The Skeet Friends were the enemies of the legendary Deuce Droppers. The Skeet friends were a group of characters that masturbated and ejaculated in public to promote peace and ease species and racial tensions. They were against dropping deuces in public, as they thought it was dirty and it would stink up the place. Also it did not promote peace, just made people carry around doggy bags even when they had no dog and got them mad.

The Skeet Friends were the main part of the great Skeet Saga. They battled the Deuce Droppers on Mount SkeetMore and won in the end. The leader of the Skeet Friends was the great Skeet Magee. Skeet Gonzales was also a big part of it, it also included a lot of other characters.
If you like to masturbate and think skeeting is coo, you can be a part of the skeet friends too!!!
(This was a gay slogan made by the skeet friends in the 50s-70s)
by David Skeet Jr. May 4, 2008
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Skidded Sheets

Tell tale brown stains, usually a tracked pair on the man's
side of the bed, indicating less than perfect hygiene.
"Oh Honey! You just turned our brand new fitted sheets
into skidded sheets!"
by I.M. Salmon July 16, 2011
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