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statiosexual

A form of sexual orientation characterized by a strong attraction to inanimate objects.
I sure wish they would legalize statiosexual marriage so I could marry my toaster.
by Abigail Lemonparty July 16, 2015
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Statistical anomaly

An extremely rare occurrence.
Jody is a statistical anomaly because despite how he is "that guy", who is gorgeous, smart, funny and successful, he has not found the right girl. It is a statistical anomaly that he would be single given how perfect he is.
by SAMSAM8999 March 14, 2018
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StateSurveillanced

You saw that guy having gay sex? What a StateSurveillanced!
by JohnGooner February 3, 2023
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VITAL STATISTICS

Informal term for the 3 measurements, bust/waist/hips. Usually used by woman to indicate their body proportions, or in fashion.
Woah, do you know that girl's Vital Statistics?
Yeh dude, 72/60/82(cm) , perfect for me.
by Anônimo April 15, 2019
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United States of America

Corrupted terrorist organization. Lies, steals, tears family apart, backdates court documents. Owes people money.
by Kytrzzzz July 29, 2022
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United States of America

a worthless tasteless prank pulled off by washington himself that diffused into the parody of the 18th, 19th, 20th, and 21st centry; a wasteland known to annex and steal hawaii, alaska and attempts greenland. Inventor of shitass american cheese and discusting food abamonations.
As a canadian the United States of America is a tasteless parody of the 18th, 19th, 20th, and 21st centry.
by Knmagor November 10, 2022
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