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Starbucks Mou

Asking someone out for Starbucks enthusiastically
Friend: Starbucks Mou
Me : Let’s go
by Instagram @askz_officialz April 4, 2019
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Goth Starbucks

Part of the saying as old as time: “If you judge a man on his ability to make it to Goth Starbucks he will forever live thinking he’s stupid”… little known fact that this is what the actual saying Einstein famously said.
Jack: Per usual, Jake is thinking that he would make it to Goth Starbucks
by ClownJuice October 4, 2021
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starbucks mommy

The yoga pants wearing, prancer sizing group of moms hanging out at Starbucks post yoga talking about how awesome their kids are.
Mom 1: Did you get Celesta started up in gymnastics yet?
Mom 2: We sure did. Her dance teacher said we needed to get her started before she was three if we really wanted her to be competitive.
Girl across Starbucks: I wish my husband worked 90 hours a week so I could be a Starbucks mommy. *rolls eyes*
by Torib82 April 6, 2016
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starbuck snob

someone who stops by at Starbuck at the corner of the street every morning before getting into the office
But my day just doesn't get started off the right foot without Starbucks. I guess I'm a starbuck snob.
by yuor favorite aae July 26, 2011
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starbucks stir

When a Dominatrix takes a Starbucks coffee stirring straw and stick it into the tip of an erect penis and begins to stir the penis with the occasional flick to the tip of the exposed straw.
Dude I was at this girls house last night she asked if I've been Starbucks Stirred. When I said no she stuck a Starbucks straw in my dick and began to stir it.
by CJGoing October 16, 2019
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Starbucks Republican

Cowardly conservative. Loves American and Constitution yet is scared to talk about it. Worries a few social media friends will be lost over politics or be seen as a redneck. Suspiciously quick and eager to always side with the left on all racial topics. Snobby, has little in common with middle class Republicans. Similar to a RINO, Bush Globalist, Lincoln Project phony Republican.
A Closet Republican and a Starbucks Republican is basically the same thing.
by BamBamJax March 29, 2021
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Starbucks goblin

Jessica is such a fucking Starbucks Goblin.
by BUMGLESHWUMGLE September 6, 2019
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