spying on the starfish

after you take a poo and are ready to wipe, your finger penetrates the toilet paper and scrapes the grime off your poopy ass hole.
note: spying on the starfish happens easily if using single ply toilet paper

after a night of hard drinking your bud comes in the room after taking a shit and says," woah, im so hungover i just caught myself spying on the starfish."

by montford11 May 31, 2006

reverse starfish

A sexual position, akin to the starfish, but in reverse; e.g. facedown

We only had sex in two positions; Starfish and reverse starfish.

by j0rm January 15, 2014

starfishing

The act of sprawling out in bed, taking up as much space as possible, immediately upon the departure of your significant other, fuck buddy, or one night stand.

Man, these single dorm beds are so small, I couldn't wait for him to stop spooning and leave in the morning so I could start starfishing.

by Little Buck May 15, 2009

starfish

to spread-eagle; extend; branch out.

The crime ring is starfishing far and wide.

by uttam maharjan August 15, 2012

The Last Starfighter

The best hardcore band outa Texas. Their shows are emotionaly driven and every member in their audience is affected by Roman's hauntingly beautiful voice. When one goes to a The Last Starfighter show one leaves in a nirvana that is indescribable. Members include: Beau, Roman, Ryan, Benny, and Nik

hXe kid 1: Did you go to the fighter's show last night?

hXe 2: Hell yeah!, when they played The Sum Of Rock the audience went crazy

myspace.com/thelaststarfighter

by Erick June 2, 2005

purple starfish

n. butt hole, anus, rectum used to excrete human waste from the digestive system.

"That girl got her tongue all up in my damn purple starfish. Hell, I told her to get a damn Tic Tac she want to kiss me again."

by Kjackoh November 28, 2006

starfishery

1.(n.) All things relating to, describing, or being gay.
2.(n.) Another word for yaoi.
3.(adj.) A descriptive term that describes homosexual people or objects.
4.(v.) to be, or in the process of being, flamingly yaoi or gay.

<@The_Apostle> you'd find me outside your window with one of your socks and a bottle of lotion, and probably not much else
<@The_Apostle> so wrong'
<@The_Apostle> my eyes are bleeding
<@The_Apostle> I so regret even thinking that
<@The_Apostle> argh
<@DoWnEr> you desrve those bleeding eyes for trying to put that image into my head
<@DoWnEr> thank god i got a firewall in my head to block all things starfishery

by SkiLLzKid1 July 23, 2008