It's a cock, one that squirts a particulately large amount of semen as soon as it is ready to, burst much like the squirting cucumber of europe that when the seeds are ready to germinate the squirt a white mucous-like substance, thusly you have learned something true and a new slang word
You: Yo, mike you see that chick last night?
Mike: Yeah she totally wanted some of this squirting cucumber all over her face
Mike: Yeah she totally wanted some of this squirting cucumber all over her face
by DavidThatNiggerHaterFromAirG February 20, 2011
Get the Squirting Cucumbermug. The act of blowing extremely wet fecial matter full of consumed meat out of your anus after comsuming a copious amount of various meats.
by Meat slurper February 26, 2011
Get the Meat Squirtsmug. When you shove a chocolate bar so far up your ass that it can't be pulled it out. You proceed to pour hot water in, wait for it to melt and start sticking to your inner rectum. You then bend over and squeeze it out into a cup and sell it to somebody as chocolate milk and watch them drink it.
by Devia February 19, 2018
Get the Hershey Squirtsmug. I was poring a glass of milk last night night when my mother dropped her dwars and hershey squirt in muh cup
by Chigga neese April 25, 2019
Get the Hershey Squirtmug. When a girl with diarrhea does a handstand while naked and the guy shoves a straw in her ass and drinks it like a milkshake
by FuckedUpTrump May 20, 2020
Get the Hershey's Squirtmug. by jaynation December 29, 2009
Get the Pert Squirtmug. by Edna Sweetlove July 30, 2010
Get the Front Squirtsmug.