Scoops

When a fart is brewing up inside of you and you feel like your friends may enjoy sharing in the stench. Ripping ass while your friends ask for "scoops" or "gimme two scoops of that" while using their hand as a spoon to scoop the wafting gas into their nostrils.

Tim:
Oh man I feel a great scoop brewing right now

Dave:
Well don't hog it, pass some scoops over this way!

by Tyecko2589t December 2, 2010

2 scoops

1. Tiny breast.
2. The poor excuse for A cups made by pale asian women.

My two scoops are better than your. Damn right, it's better than yours. I can fuck you, but I have to charge.

I can fit 2 scoops in my mouth. Damn, that's not a lot.

by Big Poppa Pimp May 24, 2004

spoop

1. used to replace any swear-word.

spoopid
1. stupid

a) You're a spoophead.
b) Go spoop yourself, you spooping spoop.
c) You are spoopid.

by Chriblina September 20, 2005

stoops

that's wack, that's stupid''
combo of stupid and poops

man, that's stoops, your'e stoops

by hungry gurl March 22, 2009

Amy Spoors

Amy Spoors is an inhuman species that scientists haven’t came across a name for, therefore know one really knows what it is.

Amy Spoors has been round like twos on a fag

by Beatrice Hughs July 29, 2019

scoops!!

An exclamation to the world or nearby passers by that you have made (whether by chance or skill) a tremendous win earning you phat lootz. Can also just be done for the lulz.

Ticket sails man - "Well, congratulations, you got the last two tickets"
You - "SCOOPS!!"

by John Malone December 9, 2008

steal spoons

slang term for getting wasted

Me: me and liz are gonna go steal spoons tonight, wanna come?
Them: hell yeah!

by thevoicewithin August 5, 2006