bad spells

when you have horrible spelling and my friend (named aiden) says
“you guys have bad spells”
y/n : wtf aiden

and you proceed to harass him about it till he dies

“You guys have bad spells.”

by fynnbugz February 28, 2023

Spell

No one knows how to do that in my school.

God all those kids don't know how to spell!

by flyingpiller April 29, 2021

God spelled backwards is dog

A seemingly blasphemous statement that dog worshippers came up with. Dogs are vermin. They're unclean, unsanitary, dangerous creatures. The Bible talks about them both in a positive and a negative sense, but in those days, dog nuttery wasn't such a thing as it is now with the influences of corporations and the media. This has caused extreme dependency on a sometimes impractical and expensive companion animal to such a degree that it replaces human companionship, so Big Bro can keep them ignorant and indoctrinate them, brainwash them with all sorts of rubbish. There is a rightful and legit provision for service dogs but in spite of health laws and leash laws, these selective bred mutant wolves are brought into public areas where they don't belong and businesses go against health department prohibitions to become dog friendly. Dog nuttery is engineered to get us towards the New World Order. It's subliminally preparing people to worship the Beast. Also think of the duality of god and evil and how reversal of something good is evil. As above so below, Jesus Christ, the Saviour, Lord. The Beast, Antichrist, Satan. God, good all the time, Dog....well you get the idea

God spelled backwards is dog. Dogs are so wonderful! ...
....Uh lady, I don't like dogs must I really give you a reason?...
...You don't like dogs? You're a cold hearted jerk!.....
No Miss Thing, Karen. I love God and I love humans. God spelled backwards is dog may sound like music to your ears but think about the symbolism and evil being opposite of good. Christ, Antichrist. They're conditioning people to worship The Beast. And if you want to be godly you wouldn't judge me because I have the sense to know what's really going on with this dog culture. I won't judge you you can have your dog but keep it at home, out of my eye.

by Sir Carlton February 18, 2024

Finnish Fire Spell

Another word for Molotov Cocktail, an incendiary device used by the Finns during the Winter War, and was first used in the Spanish Civil War, before they were named after Soviet Foreign Minister Vyacheslav M. Molotov, who remarked that the bombing runs on Finland were actually supply drops, which they weren't, as one could guess.

"Did you see those LARPers using their Finnish Fire Spell to light their campfire?"

by ytphantom April 11, 2019

How the hell you spell showfer?

Chauffeur.

How the hell you spell showfer?

Chauffeur

Ooh, fancy pants rich mcgee over here! FUCK YOU! Spelling bee ass...he gonna give me the definition next!

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 24, 2024

Leeiwestein — Surname, spelling forms in different languages.

Leeiwestein (Sometimes: Livestein, Levin) — The surname has Jewish and Russian roots, descended from the Russian surname Levin, from the palm plant Livestona, originating from Southeast Asia and Oceania.
Russian: Ливестеин, ударение: Ливесте́ин, читается как: Ливестэ́ин.
english: Leeiwestein, Sometimes: Livestein, ac (emph): Leeiwestе́in.

Leeiwestein — Surname, spelling forms in different languages.

by JohnsonOlive September 8, 2024

spell-off

A duel in which two people try to out-spell the other.

Amber Heard and Johnny Depp had a spell-off recently, Johnny Depp came on top.

by Unnfunny June 22, 2023