Spanish Mackrel

The nasty smell that a womans pussy emits after several weeks of being used as a cum dumpster and never washed between sexual encounters...

also known as "cologne de cum dumpster"

Jenny had to go to the chemist to buy a douche brush and 8 boxes of laundry powder because her cunt was begining to smell like a spanish mackrel after her 2 month holiday in Philidelphia...

by Big n' Long Tom October 31, 2009

spanish picnic

No one but those who experience the Spanish picnic speak about the Spanish picnic. You have to experience it or to know it. Legend tells that the name derives from the sound that occurs when you Spanish picnic with your lover. As if someone were uttering the words "Spanish picnic" in a gargled voice.

Dude, last night I was having sex with my girlfriend and... well we were trying new shit, y know like, in different 'places'' ...and I uh... I think we Spanish picnicked!

by SeriousDudeGuy June 18, 2017

Spanish Pocket

The unseen pocket inside of jackets that is formed by the pockets meant for the exterior.
Usually near the inner middle of the hand pockets.

Andrew "Hey where the fireball is?"
J.J. "It's in my Spanish Pocket."

by jjstorm9 March 25, 2020

The spanish inquisition

something that you didnt expect jumping into your room right about now

no one expects the spanish inquisition

by DATBOOMGUY October 14, 2020

spanish rodeo

When you're shagging a chick, you say "I have aids" and try and see how long you can stay inside her.

David was shagging Lucy, he decided to have some spanish rodeo fun, he yelled "I HAVE AIDS" and managed to fuck her for 5 seconds before she bucked him off.

by The Ben's May 22, 2007

Spanish Inquisition

An awful time in Jewish and general history, the Spanish Inquisition was commenced by Queen Isabel and King Ferdinand of Spain. Jews were systematically and specifically persecuted, forced either to convert to Roman Catholicism or be killed by the monarchy.

The Spanish Inquisition may have affected Christopher Columbus to be quiet about his own Jewish heritage.

by Nickidewbear November 25, 2011

Spanish Mop

After coming inside a females mouth, the male makes her turn over, spit out the sperm onto the floor, then screws her doggie style while using her face to mop it up.

Mr. Marcus didn't teach his wife how to dust, but he did turn her into a Spanish Mop!

by Bob Awnit March 20, 2009