Boston Red Sox 

Since people will be butthurt and will dislike this - I won’t be doin’ much more than this: The worst team in baseball who constantly get crushed in the regular season.

Person 1: Go Boston Red Sox!
Person 2: Oh, you mean those idiots?

Boston Red Sox by suite pee November 19, 2021

roc'ed my sox so valiantly 

When someone does or says something truly awesome that can makes you feel awesome

When something happens that is surpasses a great degree of awesomeness

Friend1: "Did you hear the HP reference they used?

Friend2: "Yeah mahn, it roc'ed my sox so valiantly!"

or

"That concert roc'ed my sox so valiantly!"

roc'ed my sox so valiantly by Shaunyce aka DIVA April 1, 2008

Red Sox 

Biggest chokers in MLB history. A team that blows a 9 1/2 game lead in a month to lose to the orioles in the last game of the season to miss the playoffs.

"Oh man, did you see Carl miss that catch?" "Yeah, he should play for the Red Sox"

Red Sox by RaysFan91 September 29, 2011

White Sox 

Major league baseball team in Chicago that focuses on one thing, and one thing only: winning.

2005 White Sox World Series Champions, 3rd-best record in baseball since 1990.

White Sox by truth17 July 8, 2010

The Tube Sox 

A fantasy baseball name, exclusively used by homosexuals. The tube is a thinly veiled reference to a penis, since fantasy baseball owners who call their team the Tube Sox generally see penises everywhere. Tube Sox generally come from Seattle, which is no surprise. It's the gayest city. Often times, the Tube Sox finish anywhere from 4th to 5th place, with the sometimes surprising creep into third place (though only for brief periods.)

"Dude, the Tube Sox are in second-place right now."

"They're so gay."

The Tube Sox by Won Hit Oneders April 13, 2010

Red Sox 

The next Yankees. Management, players, and fans are all just as annoying as yankee management, players, and fans. They have turned into what they hate most. Both teams are destroying baseball cause they are all turning into fags.

Look the red sox spent millions of dollars this year too just like the gay yankees.

Red Sox by Tim S August 25, 2005

black sox scandal 

The most coooooooooooooolest band in summers county. EVAR! LOL!
Drummers>>>>>>>>j00

black sox scandal by kat October 23, 2003