Capri-son

When you have sex with a pregnant woman and break her water, so you whip out a metal straw (to save the turtles) and pop it into her pussy like a caprisun, and drink her water, accidentally aborting the baby by sucking it out.

“Did you hear Jennifer lost her baby?”
“Yeah, I heard she got a capri-son!”

by UnacceptableRabbit August 01, 2021

dem son

Dem son is a misspelled phrase mostly used when reacting to some dank ass memes. It's pretty good, all things considered.

*Person goes to tumblr and finds some pepe memes involving snoop da boi*
Person: Dem son des sum gud shit dawg.

by Pepe the fresh potato boi May 06, 2016

son of a wizard

A phrase expressing unhappiness due to an inopportune situation.

Son of a wizard, my pants fell off.

by Capt Awol January 12, 2008

Son with benefits

An adult male who has casual sex with his best friends dad.

Your dad said he wanted me to be his son with benefits.

by DESERT GUY June 24, 2017

son of a glitch

Noun
: a frequent technological failure you strongly dislike or hate
—used to express surprise, disappointment, anger, etc.
: a technological hurdle that hampers efficiency and is wasteful of time

John: Hello Nat! For some reason I do not seem to be receiving any of the college's e-mails today.
Nat: Hmm. I can't explain why it's happening, just that our new email listserv is not delivering emails to anyone with first initial "J."
John: SON OF A GLITCH!

by @Bugyack September 21, 2017

Ha?son

slang for "what"? Or hearing impairment.

Two fishermen are sitting next to each other. One looks at the other and says "I caught a 15 poundah day". The other fisherman looks at him and says "ha?son"

by mainercapp20 December 20, 2008

son of a vagina

A boy who comes out of a vagina, and later, goes back into the same one. In other words, someone who has sex with their mother.

I was really horny, so I decided to become a son of a vagina.

by SLURT ALERT! March 08, 2008