Soggy Taco

Mia Is a soggy taco

Hey Mia you're a Soggy Taco

by WhatTheShart June 15, 2019

soggy iPod

A game in which a group of men, each carrying an iPod (or similar portable music device), take turns to play some songs for the collective. By way of drawing lots, a player is chosen to go first. The iPod is played on shuffle for a certain number of songs (typically 5-10); if, during this miniature playlist, a song is deemed embarrassing by majority verdict, the rest of the group ejaculate over the owner of the iPod. If all the songs on the playlist are acceptable to the collective, this person is safe from this round, and lots are drawn to nominate the next player. The round is over following all players having ejaculated on the loser.

Following completion of this phase of the game, the last person to ejaculate must then play songs from their iPod.

Repeat ad nauseum.

I was round Dave's place last night playing soggy iPod, and my last song was Everybody's Changing by Keane. Does anyone know how to get cumstains out of denim?

by Antonio Gramsci June 8, 2011

soggy pretzel

crown royal mixed with root beer. its absolutely delicious

i was drinking a soggy pretzel, cause i didnt want my RA to find out

by lambert@psu December 21, 2008

Soggy Turtle

Similar to the turtle head, only much more moisture saturated and holding to long is likely to result in a peanut butter sandwich type pasting of your butt checks without soiling your undergarments.

O'boy i have a soggy turtle If I don't hit the toilet he is going to be taking a swim.

by pzachman & dbuilta June 26, 2008

Soggy biscuit

1: where two males ejaculate on a biscuit, the last person to bust a nut has to eat the biscuit.

2: a biscuit dipped in liquid

1: bob had to eat my soggy biscuit, he said it tasted good
1: i dropped my biscuit in my tea, it turned into a soggy biscuit

by kim jong grammar August 10, 2017

Soggy Sophia

It is similar to a playing soggy biscuit but instead of using a biscuit, you would just cream pie Sophia. Looser had to consume the cream pie

Let’s play Soggy Sophia

by SophiaTrader69 May 16, 2019

soggy clown

When a Clown wants to jerk off onto its outfit while talking to kids

Jerry The Clown: *Masturbates*
Sam: WOW Jerry Check you out you soggy clown

by Daddy Vlone October 31, 2019