soft make

To throw the covers over one's bed instead of actually making it. Usually performed when someone else enters the bedroom.

John's room was a mess when Suzy arrived, so he gave the bed a soft make before letting her in.

by whatever it'll be October 1, 2010

Soft cream

Excitement / horniness to a point where one experiences ejaculation without an erection.

I saw the hottest milf yesterday and experience a soft cream!

by Raj Gill August 26, 2016

soft and neat

the meme of all memes created by Dan & Phil when on a danandphilcrafts video potato prints are shown, the fraise SOFT AND NEAT is thrown around then a shit ton of people commented soft and neat therefore causing a purge of soft and neat memes

Phil; SOFT AND NEAT
The rest of the world; SPAM ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

by peggyscut April 29, 2019

soft vegan

When portray yourself vegan for social media likes but eat like shit off camera.

"I saw Patsy eating chicken yesterday, isn't she vegan?"
"No, she's a soft vegan - if she's not taking a picture it doesn't count"

by 2vegan4u May 13, 2016

Soft skeleton

1.Someone who acts cold hearted and tough, but underneath they're really just sad and they want to hide it.
2. Someone cold hearted but smiles when they see kittens or anything cute really.

Guy: Ash has tear stains on her face.
Girl: I know. She's a soft skeleton.

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Girl: Awwwwwh! Lookit the kitten!
Girl 2: Psht. Soft skeleton *laughs*

by h1tl3r August 30, 2007

soft lewd

Borderline lewd, but still teasing. The subject would most likely be fully clothed. Acts of soft leads would be cosplay, or strip teasing by slightly lifting up a skirt to show off them legs.

You can’t send Lewds cause they’re too NSFW, but you can send Soft Lewds, it’s not as scandalous.

by ramen_lucky! September 4, 2018

Soft cannoli

When an Italian man is unable to attain an erection to preform sexual intercourse.

Luigi left his “cannoli” wrapped up too long and it went soft halfway through the night.

Giorgia was disappointed with Alfredo’s soft cannoli, and she never called him back.

by EmotionalSupportHampster November 4, 2018