Sober-friend

Contrary to your buddies who seem to only be fun or be more fun under the influence of alcohol/weed, sober-friends seem unbearable under the influence of alcohol/weed whether its because their tolerance is extremely low or they simply change for the worse.

"Man I smoked a bowl with my good friend Bob yesterday, and he didn't stop singing and telling me stupid highdeas. He will remain a sober-friend."

by xxarrowxx November 21, 2011

sobored

When you're sober and bored because of it.

I have no booze and there ain't shit to do. I am sobored.

by Slavandar September 2, 2012

Sober-minded

So´ber-mind`ed
a. 1. Having a disposition or temper habitually sober.

b. 2. self-controlled

adjective
rational; sensible.

However many sober-minded scientists felt that this criticism was irrelevant.

A person who is studious and logical is an example of someone who would be described as sober-minded.

by Jcatralina December 12, 2012

Sober Munchies

2. Experiencing a random extreme hunger, while being completely sober. Usually occurs in the middle of the night.

*all-nighter of homeworks*
-Ah mannnn, Got me a case of the sober munchies brb
-k
-ummm numnumnummm.

by RockstarYoshi March 4, 2013

sober sneak

"quietly moving around places you aren't supposed to be with someone you aren't supposed to be with while in a state in which u are not under the influence of any intoxicating substance"

I quit drinking but still want to have fun, let's sober sneak later while your husband is at work.

by Dblazeny January 5, 2017

Snoburbian

A person from the burbs who have utter disregard for laws since they feel it don't apply to them

The snoburbian wanted his Starbucks and wifi but there was no where to park so he parked in the last handicapped space, creating a hardship for the person who needed it

by tori13 January 23, 2017

Soberest

More sober than us

Yo dick you drive us home you’re the soberest

by Mexican churro Russian January 14, 2018