Sober Stevo

A moral man who doesn't succum to the pressure of his peers or the bias of a nation.

Sober Stevo doesn't try, He just is.

by SoberStevo April 26, 2011

Hoe Sober

when a person is hoe free for a period of time; a person avoids hooking up with people who get around

I'm hoe sober for two months, I only hook up with girls who have class

by Broccoli Rabe Capella Group April 13, 2011

Sober Guardian

If you know you are going to be totally wasted, A sober guardian is a close friend who plans to stay sober and make sure you don't do anything stupid.

yeah I was so wasted but luckily My sober guardian kept me in check

by Alriiiiight! July 03, 2011

Clean And Sober

When an individual overcomes substance abuse and is living a life in recovery.

Thank God I’m clean and sober today.

by Christopher Ferry May 07, 2019

Sober Cat

One who remains sober by refraining from alcohol, drugs, hallucinogens, or other intoxicants.

Hey Brooke, are you getting drunk tomorrow because it's your birthday?
No, I'm gonna be a sober cat all day, but I'm getting crunk later!

by BrookeyBrooke December 11, 2009

Sober Shaming

Sober shaming is making someone feel uncomfortable for not drinking. When we sober shame, we make others feel like their decision not to drink is wrong, boring, or even offensive

Drunk girl : Do you drink?

Sober dude: No
Drunk girl : Your so boring!!!
Sober dude: Stop sober shaming!!!

by Junkie69420 August 17, 2021

sober as a jaybird

Meaning comes from the Beatles song "JayBird" & the Blue meanies.. Simply stating.. yeah man, I'm sober as a JayBird.. In the most sarcastic way possible.. Meaning I'm not sober at all..

Sober as a Jaybird sober bird

by Melania Love July 11, 2015