Snot Rifle

Penis

I pulled down my pants and the townsfolk marveled at my Snot Rifle.

by Van Stevens June 10, 2012

Possum snot

used when wanting to describe something exceptionally awesome

Your new kicks are totally possum snot!

by S dawgy dawg July 6, 2009

knicker snot

pretty much, when you have discharge on your pants.

Person A: One of my work colleagues came into the office this morning and shortly after arriving complained they'd just found knicker snot on their trousers. I don't want to appear stupid or naive, can anyone help me out with what this could be?

Person B: Would you really admit it if it were yours?

by knickersnotterlover March 16, 2010

snot shotgun

A double-barreled snot rocket. Generally lacking the accuracy of a single, but far better for sneak attacks. For the skilled, hitting two targets simultaneously is possible. To fire concurrently, hold the bridge of the nose and angle towards the target.

My sister and her friend were in my room so I used my snot shotgun.

by cheesepisser September 9, 2006

Dick Snot

A worthless piece of shit individual. Often can't be reliable.

That Bill Navas guy was caught beating off in the boys locker room and stealing wallets. What a fucking dick Snot he is. Can't believe he is a teacher

by Dr Niggèr April 4, 2022

Snot Bungee

A string of snot that exits the nose when you sneeze, but disappears when you quickly sniff it back in, in an attempt to cover it up before anybody notices.

The conversation was fine until she sneezed and pulled a snot bungee on me.

by Crubase June 21, 2009

Scrotum snot

A synonym for semen. When your penis sneezes be sure to say bless you and give him a tissue or two

Friend: Wtf man you got scrotum snot all over your pants
Me:Well don't be a dick, say bless you.

by the_diddy15 November 28, 2014