Sneaky Librarian 

Slamming a book shut on someone's junk while they are asleep.

My husband wouldn't stop snoring so I got a dictionary and gave him a sneaky librarian.

Sneaky Librarian by FNG2UD April 20, 2010

sneaky serpent

Be warned the sneaky serpent is not for the weak minded. It involves ass to ass sexual relations. To perform the maneuver a male and a female must begin ass to ass. The maneuver first begins with the man tucking his erection between his legs. The balls must be split for this to occur. For the penis to reach its final destination it must be an adequate length, at least 8 inches. From there the female is going to have to do the final job of penetration because the man will be unable to move in such discomfort. The difficulty of the position makes it ideal for any man and women wanting to play "just the tip"

One day Mitch asked his wife if she wanted to try a novelty. She said yes let's play just the tip, but Mitch had a different plan in mind and got his wife from behind with the sneaky serpent.

sneaky serpent by natedog10 November 5, 2011

Sneaky Strawberry Banana Cream Sanchez with Sprinkles 

Open up the attack with a Sneaky Carl Commence with the Banana Cream Pie definition No.3. Then during this section you also pull a Houdini,The and finish it with a Starwberry Shortcake. And the sprinkles will be the Abe Lincoln. For extra fun finish it off with a Greasy Sanchez or a Gooey Carl.

You can also do it ME style by putting a dot of feces inbetween the eyes.

When Jackson performed a Sneaky Strawberry Banana Cream Sanchez with Sprinkles on his dad, his dad sued for sexual harrassment.

Sneaky Strawberry Banana Cream Sanchez with Sprinkles by Jackson Taylor March 31, 2005

sneaky-barracuda 

N: To insert two fingers from the same hand into both the Anal and Vaginal passages from behind a female individual in a manner to attempt a stelth sexual advance.

"Tommy wanted to please Bridgette so much he attemtped a sneaky-barracuda while she was drinking from the water fountain..."

sneaky-barracuda by Big Tones the knowledgeable November 16, 2003

Sneaky Butcher

A sneaky butcher is a ghey man.

The kind who takes his meat round the back.

OMG he's a sneaky butcher?

Sneaky Butcher by def November 3, 2003

sneaky sammy 

The act of jerking off infront of a friend or even, your mother.

Me and my mom were watching Transformers, so I decided to go sneaky sammy and did it to megan fox.

sneaky sammy by wienerwilly2269 November 13, 2011

sneaky pete 

one who pretends one is a flaming homosexual in order to get close to ones girlfriend

boy that tristan sure is a sneaky pete!!!

sneaky pete by Dylan HARDYY June 11, 2006