small dick weisel mother fucker

term of endearment used by coach Evans when refering to his receivers. Also an insult towards any asshole who brings misfortune upon you. Great for road rage.

I cant beleive you pissed all over my mom's bathrobe you small dick weisel mother fucker!!!

by -Hammer February 27, 2005

small penis

A penis of less than five inches. But most girls are willing to deal with a small penis if there is a caring and sweet guy attached to it. There are other things you can do in the bedroom with a girl, and LOTS of things to do outside the bedroom that mean a lot more to us. Yes there are some shallow girls demanding 7+ inch penises but most of them aren't worth the time of day anyway. The whole size thing is overrated.

Would I rather be in a relationship with a sweeheart with a small penis, or a total jerk with a big one? I'll take a small sweetheart any day.

by AmyK92 October 24, 2010

small meat

(n) a small male genital area, a small penis

(n) a phrase used to display your dissatisfaction towards another person, male or female.

Dude, you have such a small meat.

Chris: Do you wanna go fishing around 7 tonight?
Boomer: Nah dude, I have to go to a family dinner.
Chris: You are such a small meat!

by DJ_Calli September 28, 2008

small dick energy

Man with oversized ego and a constant need to harass teenage girls

Andrew brags to teenage girl, Gretha about his 33 cars to compensate for his small penis, also known as small dick energy. Gretha does a mike drop and Andrew gets arrested

by big pussy energy December 29, 2022

Small life

Extreme hardship. The abscence of riches in times of need.

"This is fucking small life Dan"

by Dast January 17, 2006

small clone

A effects pedal for electric guitar manufactured by Electro-Harmonix. Generates the chorus, analog chorus, and 12-string sounds. Was used and publicized by the late Kurt Cobain.

The song Heart-Shaped Box by Nirvana sounds so good because Kurt was using his Small Clone.

by GuitarLover December 11, 2008

small batch mayo

N. A euphemism for semen

During brunch at The General Greene, Derek went to the bathroom to whip up some of his own small batch mayo.

by Sk8terboi February 1, 2014