Slot Machine Guy

An individual with one arm. The lone arm acting like a slot machine in a casino.

Dad: Hey, did you see the slot machine guy at the McDonalds?
Me: lol wtf

by Sicariuss July 3, 2021

slop-slot

A well used, wet, noisy vagina.

Bro, why is your bed so damp? Oh, I fucked a real slop-slot last night

by The real slop-slot September 10, 2015

Sperm Slots

When you spank your hog so you nut out your current child in hopes for a better one

“Yo Brian, I just hit up the sperm slots so I don’t have a retarded ass kid”

by TwinArchive October 1, 2025

Colostomy Slot Taco

A colostomy bag splitting open during sex, but instead of panicking, moving her on to her back with her legs behind her ears, then ceasing the opportunity to pour the contains of the bag into her vagina, and then chowing down on it like you’re at your favourite Tex-Mex Restaurant.

Person 1: oh dude your breath stinks!

Person 2: Sorry man, I had a colostomy slot taco last night.

by The muddy mud muncher February 9, 2025

Slot Machining

Slot Machining, also known as Dick Cracking, is when the male genitals are pushed down in a certain way causing a ligament "crack" sound and forces the penis to bounce back up like a Slot Machine lever.

Slot Machining feels good, try it.

"Dude, I was having sex last night with Lyndrid and I got Slot Machined!"
"What the fuck is Slot Machining"
"Yk when your dick cracks and bounces back up."
"You're fucking weird, dude."

by syphs January 8, 2023

Slotted spoon

When you finger a girl with your 4 fingers and she squirts and it drips in between your fingers as you take your hand out.

I was with Valarie last night and I gave her the slotted spoon. She didn’t know what hit her.

by MobyRichard December 19, 2023

slot monkey

A person who basically attacks the slots. In a monkey like act....

2Shes at that casino. Trying to win,bouncing Thru machines. Slot monkeys i tell ya.....

by Phelonpelier January 24, 2018