Total Slacker

1. A slacker who has the extraordinary ability to procrastinate the most simple of tasks and do a below average job on important assignments; usually a college student who is entering second year in college with the credits of a freshman

2. In china it is called a Szeto
3 .In Japan it is called a Kodama
4. When in presence of a jew it is refered to as a Kaufman

1. Phill: Hey Ryo! Have you studied for the bio test yet?
Respone: Oh shit! We have a bio test? I haven't gone to class or done any of the homework, you think I will be alright?
Phill: dude, your a total slacker
Ryo: shut the fuck up

2. Your a god damn Szeto you lazy son of a bitch!
3. Who the fuck do you think you are never doing any of your shit your a fucking Kodama! Your never going to graduate
4. God damn man! You never do any of your work! You’re a god damn kaufman!

by Phillip Kaufman June 14, 2006

Lobster Shocker

When a person with a deformed hand, preferably with 2 pairs of fingers stuck together, Ring finger and pinky finger, and Index fingerand Middle finger. inserting the pairs of fingers into the vagina and ass of a woman. giving it the Lobster like claw Shocker.

Did you give Amanda the Lobster Shocker last night with your lobster hand?
Yeah... it was nice...

by Maul564 March 23, 2007

wasabi shocker

The act of spreading wasabi on your pointer, middle and pinky finger. Then proceeding to give a girl the shocker.

"Dude, last night I asked Kristina if I could give her the Wasabi Shocker as a joke, but then she said yes."

by Abigorish February 7, 2008

Witchita Shocker

A reverse shocker
see shocker

one of todd n tyler's unspeakable sex acts

2 in the stink one in the pink

dude 1: you give her the ol' shocker
dude 2: Na man we tried the Witchita Shocker

by Mr. Plunkett April 9, 2008

Double Socker

A man or women who wears not one but two pairs of socks in the cold weather.

Hey dude are you double socking today?

Yeah I am totally a double socker!!!

by sockitup December 14, 2009

liquor slicker

Someone who uses a mo-ped / gas scooter to get around after a DUI

Did you see alex on his liquor slicker driving around ocean view?

by Merritt710 February 23, 2017

One Shot Shocker

A BBQ Lighter that has been broken to make a one shot taser.

My One Shot Shocker Is busted.

by Satan's spawn February 7, 2006